star trek:into darkness (WARNING: SPOILERS as of 4/23/13)

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So did Crusher, Troi, Neela Daren and plenty of women aboard the Enterprise that Picard had easy access to for years.

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I'll give you a hint to Anij's appeal.

You know when she blew the petals off that dandelion and it went into slow-motion?

That happens with everything she blows.

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Yeah, 800 year old pussy



Suckanerection is the worst Trek movie, bar none. I'd rather watch TFF and Nemeshit back-to-back than watch that dreck again. I'd rather be strapped down, Clockwork Orange-style, and forced to watch every episode of Voyager than to sit through another helping of boobs & pimple jokes.

Bad humor. No action. Stupid aliens. Plastic sets. A couch on the fucking bridge of the 'bad guys' ship. No thanks.

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Picard cares about this?

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Probably depends how much Earl Grey he has sucked down.

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Look, we're willing to make concessions for choking hobos and stuff, but choking shoplifters is just over the top.

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NEW TRAILERS!!!

FUCK YEAH!!

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Did I see Boba Fett's ship in there?

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Doctor Carol Marcus.

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Looks exciting!

Alice Eve in bra and panties? Yes, please.

"One of our best agents" out to revenge a crime by those in command of Starfleet? That suggests that the "real" enemy is going to be someone at Starfleet keeping some dark secret.

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I would introduce a probe into that heavenly body and set off what I like to call "the Genesis Effect."

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Wish they'd quit screwin' around with women in their underwear and just show one of 'em full-on topless, already. Fuck's sakes, fellas, if you're gonna go for the gratuitous T&A, quit dickin' around about it.

Other than that, I wonder if the Enterprise fallin' down and goin' boom means the closing scenes will be on a rebuilt/rechristened ship closer to the Matt Jeffries Enterprise.

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Like a certain Admiral.......

Played by Peter Weller........

Here is a link to the shot by shot of the trailer: http://trekmovie.com/2013/03/21/sho...tar-trek-into-darkness-international-trailer/

One shot that interests me is this:



The caption says he is standing on Qo’noS which as we all know is the Klingon homeworld.

Here's my far out theory.......

Harrison is a Klingon who looks human. The crime? Someone at Star Fleet released a virus into the Klingon homeworld and turned them from forehead bumpies to looking like humans.

A very nice big slap to the old fans.

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It's not Enterprise going boom.

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No.

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ohhhh I just read this in one of the comments.....

could be interesting......

[?=speculation]Wow trailer looks great. Heres my theory, after the nero incursion star fleet decide to restart genetic augmentation to create an elite force of agents. Harrison being one discovers that the klingons have found an earth cryoship. he believes starfleet should rescue these people when they refuse he goes apeshit and decides to punish star fleet and then go and rescue them himselves. I think at the end of the movie it will be revealed that this ship is you know whos, and that harrison knew all along whom he was trying to rescue and awaken.[/?]

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I hope that's her uniform.

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"Enterprise" already crossed that bridge.

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No reason that couldn't/shouldn't happen.

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It's still weird to me how much of a Dehner-lookalike she is.

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"Oohh baby, implant our son David right here in this belly".

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Who says making them look human cant happen after "Enterprise"?

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That Carol Marcus bikini bullshit is the same reason I hated Seven of Nine. I don't watch Star Trek for sexy women. I can watch porn, go to strip bars and read lad's mags for that. When it in Trek it just screams "we thnk the audience is shallow and needs this".

Call me gay all you want, past Trek was good because it never needed superficial bullshit.

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Uh huh....

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Besides, nothing can live up to the sexiness of the Uhura Fan Dance.

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1) It's 2013 - productions with money behind them don't rehash shitty old cardboard cut out ship designs.

2) You're speaking as an old and out of touch fossil of a fan, a demographic that the new powers that be like to ignore. Rightfully so too.

3) We don't even know that's the Enterprise going boom

4) Say it is the Enterprise - given the threats this new universe has faced (Nero and his monster futuristic ship that can destroy planets, Harrison killing off a good chunk of Starfleet command and being superhuman to boot) it makes no sense to go smaller and more wimpy.

5) You, for the most part, have no idea what you're talking about.

There's probably more so consider that an appetizer.

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Derp



Derp derp derp derp.