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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Asyncritus, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Why are there so many sticky threads? It's getting so sticky here in the Red Room, I can't even sneak around quietly while the Amerlocs are all asleep and post my blithering nonsense brilliant wisdom. My feet keep going "schlllloooooop! schlllllooooooop!"

    I bet it's the fault of those Canidiens, eh? Runnin' aboot with their maple syrup and everthing. :rant:

    I suggest, as a first step to unstickying this place, we ban WAB. That might not solve the problem, but it won't hurt anything, at least.

    * Asyncritus tries for his own sticky thread, but not having any maple syrup available, uses crème de marrons instead. *
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  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So your theory is that canadia caused all the stickies because of syrup?

    I can go with that theory. Can the canadians please do their thing and apologize. It is for the better good, and it is sort of your thing. In this case I do have to agree.
  3. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    That guy should have been banned long ago. :yes:
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  4. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    It’s better than my theory that it’s @oldfella1962 jizzing over Trump.
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Your theory brings disturbing images to my heads. One part of me congratulates you while another is plotting your doom.
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  6. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Since there’s a winner now I plan to unpin the election prediction thread and merge it with the winner announcement thread no later than tomorrow.
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  7. Jenee

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    Is WAB the new Packard?
  8. Asyncritus

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    No, he is the Canadian Packard.
    'K?
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    No. Packard isn't the most douchiest person I've ever encountered in my life, WAB is.
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  10. Jenee

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    you must have missed the joke. Long before "the mayor of Portland was gassed", there was a running joke to ban Packard.
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I know the joke.
  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I thought Packard already was Canadian and just lived somewhere else?
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    people who believe Canadians say "aboot" are likely to pronounce the T in "Toronto". :/
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  14. We Are Borg

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    The correct pronunciation is "Tranah". :yes:

    Just like, when I lived in Calgary, you could always tell the out-of-towners because they would pronounce the "a". It's correctly pronounced "Calgry".
  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    "Ch'rawnah"... you've got north of Eglinton in your accent :P (speaking of-the second G in Eglinton...)

    Enjoyed Calgary back a million years ago when Ralph was still mayor.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Just as an aside, no one from Staten Island can say Staten Island. It's "Stun-Iland." It's that damn glottal click. :mad:

    Then again, my grandparents came from NewFOUNDland, which is now called NewfenLAND. :shrug:
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    Please unstick my Twitter thread. The shame is unbearable.
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  18. Bickendan

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    You've been sleeping on the couch? :chris:
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    I'll unsticky the meme threads in a couple weeks. In due time, the only one left will be the Pile.
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    Ok. Now say Ypsilanti.





    If you said "Ipsy", you must be from Michigan.
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    No. Steve's thread needs to stay.
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    :mos:
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  23. Asyncritus

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    Oronto? :unsure:
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  24. Spaceturkey

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    "Ch'rawnah"

    Oron(t)o is out past Bowmanville on the way to cottage country...


    speaking of... "Courtice" is anther nobody east of Scarberia says properly.
  25. We Are Borg

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    We must travel in very different circles. I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "Tranah" (locals) or "Toronto" (tourists).

    Basically, as you said, the locals elide the first part of the word and never pronounce the second "T".
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    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    His mother was Canadian. His dad is from Transylvania. He was born in Alaska, raised in Serbia, and he lives in Germany although he claims citizenship in Holland, works in Austria, ran for office in Finland, and pays taxes in Kazakhstan, and his new girlfriend lives in Freedonia.

    Hopefully that clears that up.
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  27. Spaceturkey

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    might be a downtown thing resulting from the mixture of ESL inflections...

    I'm also kind of stretching the joke, as there's still a t in tchotchkes, which is probably closer.
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  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    so which one smelled of elderberry?
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    His dad, obviously.
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  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Mods please sticky this thread
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