Sticky, sticky

I already tried with my crème de marrons and it didn't work. I don't think it's a very sticky thread.

It takes maple syrup, eh?

yes, but it has to be the real stuff that comes in a turpentine tin.

*takes careful notes*
Maple syrup... in turpentine cans...
Milk... in bags...
Turpentine... in oil barrel, with benzyne and acetone...
Oil... in the furnace?
Molsons, at Dominion, aisle 7...
Tim Hortons, down the street...
Moose... for the Mounties...
A lighthearted... apologetic insult... for the Quebecois...
Taunt the Yankees... with good... healthcare...
Hockey game... at 4.

What did I forget?

Suspiciously round "bacon."

you live in a country that brought the world spray cheese and you question our (clearly superior) bacon?

Molson's? no way... Mill Street, maybe.

Neither. You're thinking of Earth-616 Packard.

it hasn't been the same since Disney bought it...
I mean, "Into the Packard-verse" was great, but left so many questions.

*edits notes*
Am I ready for the Canadian citizenship exam?

name at least three Gordons and yuo should be set