Superhero Registration in Seattle

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  1. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    No official response from Electron Boy's press office

    Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long for actual super-hero vigilante groups to get started. I can only hope nobody gets seriously hurt and these guys continue to make the world more awesome.
     
  2. Chest Rockwell

    Chest Rockwell I'm a big fuckin' dick.

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    I can't for one of these superzeroes to fuck up and either get themselves/someone else killed or do something to simply get in the way of the cops and let the city get the lawsuit for registering these guys in the first place instead of laughing them out of the building.

    It'll be funny the first time some costumed moron runs into some thug that beats him to death or some supergal that gets raped in the performance of their duties.
     
  3. Volpone

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    Yeah. I don't entirely understand who thought this registration would be a good idea in any way. On an unrelated note, unless he's got a really good muscle suit, that Phoenix Jones is built like a brick shithouse.
     
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    Why haven't I seen these dudes around town? :lol:
     
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    As someone who likes it when the bad guy wins, I look forward to the Liveleak videos of teenage hoodlums bloodying these loons as they assume the fetal position in the middle of the street.
     
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    Hahah, it's Kick-Ass all over again. Love it.
     
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    I imagine the scene to be something like this:

    Supergal and her sidekick WannabeBoy see a couple of thugs pull an old lady into an alley and start beating the shit outof her.

    WannabeBoy: Jimminy gee wilikers Supergal! Those ruffians are beating up a pensioner. We should do something!

    Supergal: WannabeBoy, you go and call the local constabulary. I'll handle this!

    Supergal runs into the alley and the closest thug looks at her.

    Supergal: Unhand that old woman you blaggarts! What you're doing is wrong and the police have been notified.


    A little while later at the hospital, Supergal lays in a bed, beaten and bloodied. A police detective is taking her statement.

    Supergal: and that's when the thug said, "lady, don't make this rape turn into a murder." And that's the last thing I remember.

    The End...or Is It?
     
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