Surgeons: Man's 'Tumor' Turned Out to Be 25-Year-Old Towel

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by [theDarkest_noir], Jun 4, 2008.

  1. [theDarkest_noir]

    [theDarkest_noir] restless soul.

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2008
    Messages:
    278
    Location:
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Ratings:
    +127
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362844,00.html


    talk about lawsuit potential.
    [theDarkest_noir], Jun 4, 2008
    #1
  2. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2008
    Messages:
    25,679
    Location:
    On the train
    Ratings:
    +19,910
    Then there was the woman in India who had surgical scissors inside her.

    Damn surgeons ... leaving their shit just lying around whereever ...
    Jenee, Jun 4, 2008
    #2
  3. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2004
    Messages:
    28,284
    Location:
    Mayfield
    Ratings:
    +8,642
    I thought it was Kennedy...
    Ward, Jun 4, 2008
    #3
  4. Dead Peon

    Dead Peon Curses!

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2004
    Messages:
    1,322
    Location:
    Over there.
    Ratings:
    +520
    Imagine the irony when they find out that towel was actually blocking a major problem and the dude drops dead in a matter of days.

    On a very special episode of House...
    Dead Peon, Jun 4, 2008
    #4
  5. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2004
    Messages:
    43,792
    Location:
    Bigfoot country
    Ratings:
    +16,272
    "IT'S NOT A TUMAH!"
    Volpone, Jun 4, 2008
    #5
    • Agree Agree x 3
  6. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2004
    Messages:
    28,284
    Location:
    Mayfield
    Ratings:
    +8,642
    :D
    Ward, Jun 4, 2008
    #6
  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    59,487
    Ratings:
    +48,916
    :lol:
    garamet, Jun 4, 2008
    #7
  8. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    29,016
    Location:
    TN
    Ratings:
    +14,152
    I can picture a southpark episode, with Cartman putting turds in people.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Jun 4, 2008
    #8
  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,958
    The towel was just a start....I know my remote control, car keys, and mis-matched socks of many different colors are in there too!
    oldfella1962, Jun 4, 2008
    #9
    • Agree Agree x 1
  10. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2004
    Messages:
    43,792
    Location:
    Bigfoot country
    Ratings:
    +16,272
    This, right here, is why non-shitty hospitals inventory everything in the operating room before and after an operation.
    Volpone, Jun 4, 2008
    #10