Ted Says Hi

I tracked him down on Trekbbs since you guys talk so much about him.

He says to say hi, and that he can't visit the site or chat room because he's banned.

I told him that was not true, and that he could.

Ted would love this thread.

Dammit, apostle! Why would you lie to him like that?


That's it, now I'm going to neg you up the ass. As soon as I recharge.

That's fine. I'm at -3,984.

Oops, lied. I don't have that many negs.

Tell Ted to go fuck himself.

Actually, it's all true.

Elwood hasn't let him back, eh?

Thought he would've by now.

Tamar, have you been giving him this face ?
I'd assumed you had been.

I don't think Ted would want to be fucked by himself... which makes him just the sort of non-consenting partner Ted would be into...

Ted is into rape.

Ted doesn't want to be fucked by someone nasty like Ted.

Ted could therefore only fuck himself by force, which is rape... which Ted loves!

It's brilliant!

RAPEY: I'm gonna stick it in your ass.
TED: But I poop from there!
RAPEY: Not right now you don't.

I'm afraid you guys just don't get it.

Ted says to watch out for Elwood.

I don't get it. Elwood seems pretty straight.

Ted hates cops... and chicks that say "yes". Both of which Elwood is.

Thought you were on your way to your aunt's house to protect her from gang members?

Edited for "more fun" value.

Ted would have loved this thread.

who's Ted?

http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/showprofile.php?Cat=0&User=3629&what=login

Apostle's last incarnation around here.

He's kinda like that mass produced painting of a clown crying, except it's Gerrod before Subway...

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for picking on the gravitationally challenged.

Ted lives in New Jersey. That's punishment enough.

Ted got banned?

I figued he just left.

He asked to be banned.

He asked to be locked...and then Elwood expanded that request to IP banned from the board and chat.

He kept having his account locked and unlocked, and he was warned that the next time would be permanent.

I didn't realize he did it unusually often.

I plan to lock my account in about 3 months. I hope I don't get similar treatment.

Probably not. Do you post things that make Elwood hate you, then turn around and request favours from him?

Frequently, yes.