It can be sexy, if you set your mind to it. And be more accepting. And use Google. I've got issues...
Coffee seems to be making me shit myself, and I have already given up coke, alcohol, sugar, good pasta, smoking, most chocolate, cheesecake, ............If the only harm coffee does is make me need diapers bring them cute hello kitty fuckers on. It supports my corporate overlords at the sanrio corporation. Maybe not hello kitty, but perhaps some aggretsuko adult diapers?