The 2022 Random Meme Thread

I don't.

Critical Drinker calls him something like Shovelface McEmohair.

I knew it!
I knew you were getting your shit from a Youtube edgelord!
Can I Nostradamus that shit or what?

Was never a secret. I've linked to his videos here. You haven't "called" anything.
Now disclose all the reviewers you deem worthy, Mr. Way Fucking "Above" It All.

Well, let's just say I usually tend to go for ones that don't wear a mask, don't hide behind a cartoon character, don't put on a lame drunk persona, don't put on a lame angry persona, don't have thumbnails of themselves making a rage grimace or "pee yooo!" face in their thumbnails, and don't photoshop-graffiti celebrity faces.
Oh, and they don't declare things "dying" "doomed" or "destroyed".
I think that's a reasonable bar for a qualified critic to get over, you probably think it's communistic.

Nobody asked for your selection criterea, Goldilocks. Submit the details of your own viewing habits for the smug mockery you're always so ready to heap on others.

You got it anyway, dincha?

For someone who allegedly loves liberty, you sure are a bossy fuck.

Wednesday's definitely hump day.

It's shameless victimhood grifters who trade in tired-ass tumblr bullshit bingo like "problematic," "body image," "representation," "normative" and "inclusion," isn't it?

Go ahead and protest too much. There's at least some chance someone won't see right through it.

Let's Q-snap you into a black transwoman, and you can show us how you'd kick so much ass with stoicism and bootstrap tugging.

And we all thought he only ran spice.

If it's Elder Scrolls logic - punch a small animal repeatedly and solve easy Wordles until I'm a master warrior AND the smartest man on the planet. Also, much of my garden can be used to create performance-enhancing drugs.

Bring up the developer console and give myself unlimited resources , any object I want and inflated stats.

At least he's got someone besides a dog.

A. Laziness is a genetic factor over which I have no control, but work hard to counteract.
B. I took a shower yesterday
C. I never eat chips while lying down. I usually eat them while slumped in the comfy chair with a blanket wrapped around me. But, that's not lying down.
and
D. My days of contributing to society are fast coming to an end.

You sure took that one personally!

Way to show your ignorance. That was the fucking joke.

I've got a cat too so fuck y'all bitch-ass muthafuckas.

Lock her up!