The 2024 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

50 years later we have some space junk and a flag on the moon and have not been back. Now that that was not useful in the slightest we are hoping we can get to mars and put a flag there with human hands because some rich twittard wants to immortalize himself with a new vanity project.

If Russia got to the moon first, I really do think we'd be living in the Mirror Universe.
Well...sooner, anyway.

We have donald trump as president. What part of living in the mirror universe right fucking now are you not getting? We are in the bad side of the mirror and on the other side is the Roddenberry trek utopian universe where we had the war and somehow it killed all the CHUDs. It was actually not warp drive which told the vulcans it was time to contact earth. They could sense our CHUD population die the fuck off and then they decided to contact us.

I am also pretty sure faster than light travel will be accomplished just as soon as all the CHUDs die the fuck off. This is how the universe keeps that disease from spreading.

The problem is our neighbors

Titus is anti-Trump?
Oh, shit, his rightforge fans will....learn nothing.

Titus is the biting liberal white comic that Bill Maher, And CHUDs like Jimmy doorknob wish they were. He is not a bright guy, but he has wit and he looks shit up real time on his podcast with his wife. He is a more street dumber john stewart.

I would recommend the armaggedon report which is the podcast he does. He prepares sources real well and has a carlin sort of criticism. I will forgive him his admiration of biden as I think it is more the effects of the decent framework of a system we have operating. His wife is a real military conservative in that she likes real freedom, and taking care of yourself and family and being there for people through a strong community and personal responsibility.

It is a little funny that the one who was actually from a real fucked up family seems to have become one of the more decent, sturdy, and strong voices on the left. Not that some celebs did not have fucked up families, but not in the way titus does.

No, no, the answer the judges would have accepted was...

"Cuuuum they told me, to cummy cum cum!! Up in my bum!!!! All full of cuuuum!!".

Socialism for the rich, laisses faire for the poor.

Riiiiiggghhhttt.

Remind us which party the Neo-Nazis in Charlotte support, and which party is currently blocking aid to a nation actually fighting a literal war against Russia?

Aren’t you anti-trans? And now you want to force me to have testicles?

Between you and @Uncle Albert one of you should have a pair.

Thanks for the set up.

No, see, it's the new magic trick from the internet!
You can act all mean and shitty like a bigot, and still not be a bigot if you think the target of your cruelty and shittiness has an invalid identity, plus you don't say the slur words!
All the coolest kids are doing it!

So, it was you Kurt Cobain was singing about - being easily amused. Now, do the same but put a big R on the baby.

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Fucking idiot.

No I'm not anti trans, pretend away, just don't expect me to participate in your fantasy. Grow a pair is a Human euphemism, Mr. Spock.

Don’t give me any bullshit about euphemisms. I know and you know exactly what is being said. And I call bullshit. I’m not hearing Hillary supporters crying about a stolen election. Even Al Gore gave up before the end of W’s first term.

Now. Say it. trump supporters are crybabies.

Seriously, say it.

You went to the trouble to post it. You’re wrong. Now. Say it.

Jesus, what if all the billionaires are non-liquid liars?

Hillary Clinton to this day still says the election was stolen. What the fuck are you even talking about?