The cat tried for a Darwin but all he got was a BAMF

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  1. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Those ultralights don't really fly all that fast, it wouldn't be hard to hold on for a bit. Still, I bet that cat lost a couple of the nine.
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    We need to MYTHBUSTERS that one. I'll call them up and tell them you are on your way to the studio!
  4. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I like how the whole time the plane is in the air, the cat's like "'Sup? This is kinda cool." And then when it lands and stops the cat is all "I'm outta here!" :lol:
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  5. Kommander

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    The guy glances at the cat nine times, then says something, and then the woman looks. It would take two or three glances to to confirm that it's a cat and not a gremlin, and possibly two or three more to determine if it's a real cat or a hallucinated cat. This must have been a third or forth date, and he wanted to be absolutely sure he wasn't going to make an ass out of himself if he pointed it out.

    I know what that's like. A few years ago, I met this one woman from okCupid at a nearby coffee shop. After we had been there about 20 minutes, I could have sworn I saw a three and a half foot tall leprechaun. A moment later, he approached me and asked me something about a bathroom. So, I did the only tactful thing I could think of and completely ignored him. He suggested I go fuck myself and went to go ask someone else whatever he was asking about. Then, the woman said "I don't blame you, midgets creep me out too." I said: "Wait, you can see him too?" She confirmed that she could. I then said "And he's dressed like a leprechaun?" She confirmed that, and also pointed out that it was St. Patrick's Day. She then elaborated on why midget-dwarfs creep her out, and then started talking about eugenics, and then I left because eugenics and halfling bigotry are not proper first-date conversation topics.
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  6. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Cool story bro. :zod:
  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Regardless, kitty was rocking that shit. A dog would have got sloppy and fell off. Sorry, that's the way it is dog lovers.
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