A Liberal is someone who insists that what goes on in your neighbor's bedroom is none of your business... but what you put in your garage is his business.
Whereas a conservative will point out that while it is none of their business what goes on in your bedroom or garage, you are destroying societys morals by your actions in there and are going to hell for it.
Liberalism doesn't always equal atheism, and neither does conservatism always indicate religious fundamentalism.
What, you mean political orientations can't be boiled down the vague descriptions and random quips? Colour me shocked, I don't know who I got that idea off.
You got it from Leah Beckett, the girl you french-kissed in your 10th-grade Biology class while your Biology teacher, Mrs. Cabela, was taking an emergency restroom break. That's not all you got from Leah Beckett that day, either.
