The Five Most Overhyped Health Scares Of All Time

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  1. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    According to the renown publication, Cracked...

    The next four can be found here.
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  2. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    I wanna see that author write out the number bajillion fofillion in 1s and 0s and ,s :soma:
  3. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    So true. So well written. I have to wonder how many folks are beating their chests, crying "Its not true"
  4. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    TMI did actually have a core meltdown. It did not kill anybody but we were very lucky. many things went wrong there and people were right to be concerned.
  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'm all for nucular power, but you can't fuck around with it. It's got to be done right the first time.
  6. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    I miss DDT and nuclear power... :(
  7. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I say we spray hippies with DDT and throw 'em into one of Three Mile Islands' cooling towers. Just to test a theory of mine, mind you.
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  8. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    If your theory is 'Will this be hilarious', I'm more than willing to help throw hippies.
  9. Ryan

    Ryan Killjoy

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    Probably had something to do with a major nuclear incident being avoided by nothing more than dumb luck. :shrug:
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  10. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    and almost 30 years later, we are still hiding under our collective desks when it comes to nuke plants.

    And THAT is what's pathetic.
  11. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Oh this one is great....again, we figure out something is bullshit but we can't be arsed to go back and undo the damange...we just leave the stuff banned anyway so as to get rid of the surplus population I guess.

    Which all this leads to the point that there is a REASON why some of us don't take the "we're all gonna die if we don't do something now!" crowd very seriously.
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  12. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    It is the DDT issue that really pisses me off. There are people on this very board that will still claim the environmental cost of using it is greater than the human cost of not using it. One of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
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  13. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Especially if you've ever had bedbugs. :what:
  14. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Those robots are cold blooded killers, Jesus.

    They'll punch clear through a car on the line and lift it into the air.
  15. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Yeah that, or as the author mentioned, "fucking malaria".
  16. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Dumb luck?

    The reactor vessel being built strong enough to contain a meltdown was dumb luck? :unsure:

    Are you one of those, "Jesus can't swim!" people?
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  17. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Malaria isn't a picnic, but it doesn't crawl onto you while you're sleeping and suck out your blood.
  18. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Dude, I told you, garlic will keep Volpone at bay.
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  19. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I tried that, but he said it just gave my semen a "tangy zest." :weep:
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  20. Ryan

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  21. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    DDT is in fact a life saver in areas where malaria is a danger.
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  22. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Okay then. I guess that counts as dumb luck.
  23. 14thDoctor

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    Yeah... it's almost like that guy can't realize when something's been over for a long time....

    :?:
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  24. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Actually, malaria is one of the biggest influences in world politics in history. You can go all the way back to the destruction of Carthage - which likely wouldn't have happened if a malaria outbreak didn't decimate and weaken their army right before the end.

    Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan died of illnesses that were likely malaria .
    Here's a good link on how Malaria has affected various wars in history:
    http://www.malariasite.com/MALARIA/history_wars.htm
    http://www.malariasite.com/MALARIA/history_victims.htm


    Up until the 20th century, far more people died of disease and starvation in wars than did of violence.
  25. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    A contender for the top five:

    Population overflow leads naturally to mass starvation

    We can see why they've revised it to merely ‘inconvenient’. Modern marketing/spin has infused and tempered the Malthusian spirit - trying to hold onto some shred of credibility.

    Reminds me of the doom-sayers predicting economic failing and recession in the US in 2004 and 2005 and 2006 and 2007.

    If you say something often enough, you're bound to be right at some point. Unless, of course, your name is Malthus (or Gore?).
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  26. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    EDIT: Fuck it!
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  27. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Oh, I agree. IMHO it's getting almost as tiresome as his trolling on the CSA and Halftime.

    If he'll stop, I'll stop.
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