The G-spot and God have a lot in common

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  1. Grandtheftcow

    Grandtheftcow Fresh Meat

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    People keep looking for it, despite a lack of evidence.

    Funny how much myth surrounds the topic of sex.
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  2. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Why would you destroy a fairly interesting article by bringing an unrelated and highly debated subject like religion into it?
  3. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Some people seem to be living really unfulfilled lives, don't they? :itsokay:
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  4. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Maybe they need some Jesus in their life?

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  5. Grandtheftcow

    Grandtheftcow Fresh Meat

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    Christians aren't allowed to have enjoyable sex. Therefore they would have little interest in the topic.
  6. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    That's something a guy with no experience at all would say. I've had a preacher's daughter or two that rocked my fucking world.

    :diablo:
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  7. Grandtheftcow

    Grandtheftcow Fresh Meat

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    I guess some people do get off on nailing someone with little to no knowledge of sex. I assume that was true for both of you.
  8. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Wow. All this time I thought I was saved. All those hallelujah's didn't count, huh?
  9. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Maybe within the next 10 or so years, you'll get a chance to find out for yourself. Be sure to come back and tell us.

    I doubt your right fist really cares one way or another how bad you are.

    :itsokay:
  10. Grandtheftcow

    Grandtheftcow Fresh Meat

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    Shit junior. You wouldn't want to hurt someone with that cutting wit.

    Be sure to stay in school.
  11. Nightbird

    Nightbird Goth, Witch, and Dreamer

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    You know, if you can't find the G-Spot....just try harder. I'd also like to point out that there's no hard evidence for God or multiple dimensions, but we still believe in them.

    So try to find that G-Spot tonight. Consider it a sacred homework assignment from me. Bet you never thought science could be this much fun !
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    If you can't find the G-spot, (or God) in the bedroom, you're doing it wrong. :bailey:
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I know where the G-spot is and it gives impressive results. :fireworks
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  14. Caboose

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    Frightfully I hope the next time I'm looking for it I don't remember this post. :lol:
  15. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Wow. Actually, buddy, Christians can have whatever the hell sex they want, as long as it's with a spouse of the opposing gender.

    That being said, logic and transitive property state that what you consider enjoyable sex is premarital homosexuality.

    To each their own...
  16. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    I'm getting the feeling that talking negatively about God here is frowned upon. :)

    In any event, this g-spot news gives me a valid excuse for not trying. Today is a good day.
  17. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Saying anything is probably frowned upon by someone or group of people here. That's what makes it such an effective debate forum.

    Say anything bad about atheism works the same way, only with different posters.
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    elitirate ķnut Eat Shit And Die

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    The G-Spot is a beautiful thing.
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    I know a woman who had something, I forget what she called it, injected into her "G" spot. She had an orgasm everytime she had sex for the six months till it wore off. :shrug:

    All it is, is the base of the clit. For some women it is bigger or smaller, easier to hit or harder. Everyone is different...just like male penis size. :bergman:

    Besides only like 20% of women orgasm during intercourse.....:shrug:

    And they asked in the survey? Did they take into account the fact that some/most of the women may never have tried to find their g-spot?

    It's not all that hard to find, but you need to be aroused/engorged enough that you can find it. :shrug: Just like the penis. :bergman:
  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    From what I understand it's actually the female analog/remnant of the prostate.
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