The god of Liberty is a hungry god. Child Sacrifice Uvalde edition. [UNLV Update]

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  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Therefore more dependence is always better. NEVER look to yourself for solutions, because you aren't guaranteed 100% success. That's what you sound like when you say shit like that.
    :dayton:

    And I actually did at least ASSEMBLE my PC, so eat a dick. :finger:
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Same answer to you. Self reliance is a goal, not the all-or-nothing status some people use to rationalize their apathy and laziness.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If less is better, get your ass out to Colorado.

    Wow, you're a technician.
    Oh, wait, I am, I have the piece of paper.
    :lol:
  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I will set my terms and level of interaction as I see fit. Popular appoval not required.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm sure Dahmer, Gacy, Ramirez, Bundy, etc all thought the same.
  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You are not taking shit. There will never be enough support for mass deprivation of property just because SOME lack the stomach to focus their attention on the people actually causing problems.

    And maybe if we shoved more crazies into nut houses, we'd have a bit less of this shit.
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    Assembling a PC does not mean plugging all the wires in.
  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Thank Ronald Reagan for that shit.
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Is that you volunteering to go back?
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  10. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Coincidentally, the Fort Lauderdale shooter from 2017 or so *was* a crazy who wanted to uncrazy himself but the hospital booted him out with a bottle a pills and no follow up afterwards. :marathon:
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  11. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Also forget, he was an Iraq War vet who'd had delusions of the government for years.

    Ain't America great? :)

    So glad I spent five years of my life defending it :)
  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    So fix THAT bullshit before you go grabbing at the personal property of innocent people.
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Got an e-mail from the grocery store Monday that JIF might have some salmonella.
    Got any JIF?
    Eat the jar with a spoon to show your patriotic defiance that they can't take your precious personal property.
    Shit blood for freedom!
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    And now there's Monkey Pox. We'll see what happens. They haven't given any of their other power back.
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  16. We Are Borg

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    Go fuck yourself sideways with an AR-15.

    Most American gun collectors are not innocent people.

    People who collect antique weapons are maybe innocent, but the rest of you asshole piece of shit cocksucking fucks are psychotic bastards.

    You are collecting something that has the sole purpose of killing another human being.

    You don't collect Glocks or P320s or a .44 Magnum to go deer hunting in order to feed your family.

    So stop it with this "innocent people" bullshit.

    Modern American gun collectors are fucking wackaloons that should be institutionalized.
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  17. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    And you base that on what evidence? Your feelings? Gargle my nuts. :finger:

    And sometimes that purpose is legitimate and righteous, whether you like it or not.

    Your guilt by association crap will accomplish nothing but solidifying people against you.
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  18. We Are Borg

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    I don't give a flying fuck about selfish fuckwads like yourself solidifying their position against me.

    If it means children can go to school without fear of being goddamn massacred, you can take your second amendment and shove it straight up your ass.

    You filthy cocksucking asshole.

    "My rights"

    "My property"

    What the fuck is wrong with you?
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  19. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    How many burglars have you piled up?
    Convenience store robbers?
    Any day now, right?
    Like Lanz's asteroid.

    (Insert "the waiting" by Tom Petty)
  20. Uncle Albert

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    And we don't give a fuck about you and your irrelevant, ignorant, impotent fucking opinions.

    I am just doggedly aware of the FACT that depriving me of my property will not make schoolchildren safer. It might make screechy shitweasels like YOU feel better, but that's not a priority for anyone who matters.
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  21. Bailey

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    By that standards of most of the world, compulsively hoarding firearms makes you one of those crazies.
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  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Fuck all.

    Except for this tiny island called Australia.
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  23. Uncle Albert

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    How many flat tires have I had?

    How many fires have I extinguished?

    How many tourniquets have I tied?

    Do I wait for shit to happen before I put a single thought into preparing for it? I might if I were you, apparently.
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  24. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    A tiny island that never had but a miniscule fraction of the criminals and weapons we have here. Still no sale. And how long would I have to look to find an Australian who sure wishes they'd had something to protect themselves from the terrible thing that happened to them? Do you even care? I doubt it.
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  25. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    And everyone who owns a firearm is a compulsive hoarder. Seems reasonable.
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  26. Diacanu

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    The only way to stop a bad guy is bullets.
    That's why MacGuyver was never a thing.
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  27. We Are Borg

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    Thank you for a rational response.

    I was away the past day without access to internet and just found out this afternoon about the Texas schoolchildren who were massacred.

    I'm not even American, and I'm absolutely furious and heartbroken.

    As evidenced by my expletive-filled posts, I simply cannot engage people like Uncle Albert right now. The fact that there are even Americans who hold views like his after this tragedy and tragedies like Buffalo, Sandy Hook, Columbine, etc., etc., etc. is also angering me beyond all belief.
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  28. Diacanu

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    Ask Bailey, he's right here.
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  29. Uncle Albert

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    Didn't say that. Isn't essential to anything I did say.
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  30. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Then shut the fuck up, you wailing cuntmuffin.
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