The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Baba. Extrapolation?

Ok:

Might have been somewhat interesting if you shortened it to the history of recorded human civilization in 200 words.

Baba told the universe to start, so it started.

Edited for concision.

Great.

Now tell yourself how to spell and use grammar.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

Boromir Sneer: Baba has no grammar. Baba NEEDS no grammar. /boromir sneer.

Very nice OP. Three thumbs up from this quarter!

I gave it 5 stars.

Zodiac would have loved this thread. :jealous:

...and the band played on! [/baratone]

Zodiac Killer was probably a White Midwestern Male, tamar.

Shorter version:

Bang!!!! Crash!!!!! Boil!!!! Bubble. Ice over.
Thaw. Grow. Crash!!!!!! start again.

Edited for accuracy.

He's a Jew.

who else tried to rap it?

Liet - I just finished watching the Miracle Planet.
Big Bang, lots of crashes from flying objects, much molten activity, then iceball earth, finally a thaw and growth of microbes, another big crash and near extinction, regrowth, some more ice, regrowth, another big crash and extinctions, and then regrowth.
Hence
BANG!!! CRASH!!! BOIL!!! Ice over. Thaw. Grow. Grash!!!! start again.
See?

Nice. The original notably lacks both ba and ba.