The Inevitability of Idiocracy

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ash, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2006
    Messages:
    4,748
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +3,656
    This is horrible.

    http://www.news9.com/global/story.asp?s=11141949

    I realize this is Oklahoma, but can the rest of the states really be that much better? I think it's a fair bet that most of them have an unacceptable amount of retarded children living within their borders.

    Only 43% know the two major political parties in the U.S.!!! How is that even possible? Even if you never attended school a day in your life, how can you get that wrong?
  2. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2007
    Messages:
    31,074
    Ratings:
    +48,038
    Lack of interest?
  3. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2006
    Messages:
    4,748
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +3,656
    That's a pretty severe lack of interest. I have a friend who's lack of interest in sports is to the point that if you even bring it up, his eyes glaze over and he actively tunes out everything you say. Despite this, he can name all the professional sports teams in Chicago (where he lives). Some shit you just pick up whether you want to or not.
  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    60,914
    Location:
    'twixt my nethers
    Ratings:
    +27,815
    The reality is that the two parties are only distinctive in imaginary terms. I'd give extra credit to the student who said "It is one party of wealthy political elites, divided into two functionally-interchangeable parties to give the illusion of choice."
    • Agree Agree x 8
  5. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    32,366
    Location:
    Lancaster UK
    Ratings:
    +10,668
    Uh well, isn't the anser to that a grey area?
    Washington was the first President of an independent US but John Hanson was the first president of the US.
  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,875
    Ratings:
    +27,833
    You live in a heavily media driven culture in which celebrity is paramount.

    What do you expect?
  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,875
    Ratings:
    +27,833
    Shut the fuck up.

    It's damned obvious which one the US considers the first President.
    • Agree Agree x 6
  8. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,616
    Location:
    All in your head
    Ratings:
    +30,540
    I'm only sure of the answers to half those example questions. :unsure:
  9. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2006
    Messages:
    4,748
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +3,656

    Not really. It's beside the point anyway. That is not why they got it wrong.
  10. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2005
    Messages:
    11,555
    Location:
    St. Louis
    Ratings:
    +6,504
    Srsly? C'mon, that stuff is child's play! :rolleyes:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  11. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    Everyone of us here in the United States who are over 12 years of age should have easily answered all of those questions.


    J.
    • Agree Agree x 4
  12. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,506
    Location:
    Stuck at home most of the time. :(
    Ratings:
    +23,236
    1) The United States was independent before Hanson was elected.

    2) There were two presidents of the Continental Congress before Hanson. Whether or not they were president of "an independant US" depends on who you ask. The Americans had long since declared themselves independent. The British had not yet recognized it. But in light of the fact that the British eventually did recognize it, it seems pretty obvious that the States were independent from July 4, 1776 onwards. The British refusal to recognize that only means they were not yet willing to admit it, not that it hadn't happened.

    3) President of the Continental Congress and President of the United States are not equivalent offices. The Articles of Confederation provided for a president of the Congress, not a president of the United States. The president presided over the meetings of the Congress and that is all. He had no power whatsoever where the United States as a whole is concerned.

    In short, you have bought into a myth, and gotten your facts mixed up as well.

    • Agree Agree x 5
  13. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    50,154
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +53,512
    Hanson was President of Congress during the time the U.S. was governed by the Articles of Confederation. He had virtually no executive power.

    As for it being a gray area, you're arguably correct. A knowledgable student might make this claim. I would be highly amused (and impressed) if a student could argue the case for Hanson.

    But I think you'll find that, as depressingly few American students are aware of the Constitution, even fewer of them have ANY awareness of the Articles of Confederation. For them the question "Who is the first President?" doesn't raise any historical ambiguities...
    • Agree Agree x 1
  14. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    25,051
    Location:
    Where the skies are not cloudy all day
    Ratings:
    +20,614
    I'd love to defend my state here, but we're talking about a population that lives on 3.2 beer, indian casinos and college football.
    Sam Bradford? :shrug:
  15. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    1000 was their pool? That's all. It's not hard to send out a poll and have it taken and sent back. They should have used more kids.

    I particularly like the comment in the bottom about how "medieval" Oklahoma is. :rolleyes:

    But I digress. We do have a lot of stupid people in Oklahoma. And they keep having kids.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  16. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Messages:
    5,614
    Ratings:
    +2,007
    You seriously think 75% of Oklahomans knew that John Hanson was the first president of the United States under the articles of confederation?
  17. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    51,572
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +58,211
  18. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    15,867
    Location:
    Calgary, Alberta
    Ratings:
    +7,101
    I got 6 right, and I'm not even from the country.

    But I also had the benefit of hanging out here with filthy Americans.
  19. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2006
    Messages:
    4,748
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +3,656
    As much as I would like to use this as an opportunity to make fun of Mobilehoma, I cannot. It's too scary and I don't think these results would be drastically different in most states. I think kids these days are severely ignorant. I noticed it when I went back to college after the Army. These kids are dumb.
  20. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    9,150
    Location:
    California?!?!
    Ratings:
    +2,814
    Oh, I've seen Newswipe, you guys are just as bad in all the same ways.

    Well, not quite the same. Your game shows look they were filmed in a garage with a 1992 Sony HandyCam. You win, I guess.
  21. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2004
    Messages:
    43,795
    Location:
    Bigfoot country
    Ratings:
    +16,277
    I missed 2 Supreme Court Justices. :(
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2008
    Messages:
    15,570
    Location:
    Evil League of Evil Boardroom
    Ratings:
    +11,723
    You really need to take a statistics class. That's more than large enough a sample to conduct an accurate poll of a population the size of Oklahoma public high school students.

    I tend to think it's likely there were problems with this poll, but sample size is not one of them. High school students having a tendency to be jokers and a stronger tendency to not feel like being serious with or wasting their time with phone pollsters, on the other hand . . .
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2009
  23. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    26,115
    Location:
    FL
    Ratings:
    +1,647
    You really need to go fuck yourself.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  24. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2009
    Messages:
    15,318
    Location:
    The Land of Snow and Cold
    Ratings:
    +9,731
    Isn't this the state where that girl got expelled for saying the pledge of allegiance instead of the lord's prayer before a basketball game, and who's family was basically run out of town for being atheists?
  25. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    Not that I'm a aware of.

    EDIT: I've heard prayers at games, but never the lord's prayer. They usually consist of thank you for looking over us and making sure everyone gets home safe.

    And either the Pledge of Allegiance is said, or the Star Spangled Banner is sung/played. This is not only a religious state, not as bad as some,** but a very Patriotic one as well.

    **A lot of our "religious" types are face types. They go out and party hard and sin it up then go in on Sunday to keep a good face with the community.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  26. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    I have Bitch. :D In fact I've probably taken more in depth statistic classes than you. :shiver: and 1000 I still do not believe is very representative of 685,000. Just like I don't believe the polls that come out for politics when they are of short numbers.

    How many of those kids were rural and how many were inner city? How many were upper class and how many were lower class.

    And how many of that number just said fuck off I don't want to take this seriously?

    :shrug:

    Edit: And for clarity I also know of several people who have gotten their Doctorates in Education (I know I know not hard to do). When they went through looking for trends they did not just use 1000 students as their data reference they used upwards of 10,000 to be legitimate, when making their conclusions.

    So are you going to tell me that the people who supervise and recommend a Doctorate at OU or OSU don't know anything about statistics?
  27. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    35,187
    Location:
    Someplace high and cold
    Ratings:
    +36,697
    If 1000 out of 685000 was the actual case, then that's a good enough sample for broad generalities and trends, but not much more than that.

    But just because I did statistical analysis for a living for nine years doesn't mean I know anything about it. :ramen:
  28. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    Your also not a dick. :diacanu:

    I would say very broad.
  29. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2008
    Messages:
    15,570
    Location:
    Evil League of Evil Boardroom
    Ratings:
    +11,723
    It's a sample of public high school students in Oklahoma. There are nowhere near 685,000 public high school students in Oklahoma. And, in any event, 1000 would be a large enough sample to conclude conclusively a state of general idiocy if the population were 685,000, the survey were otherwise well constructed, and the survey produced the results given in this case. 1,000 is a large enough sample size for accurately surveying any population, which, combined with its being a nice round number and not to big a sample to be unwieldy, is why it's a pretty standard sample size for surveys of large populations. It's not a large enough sample size to allow conclusions about smaller subpopulations, but if all one is looking for is a set of conclusions about the broadest group that defines the population being sampled there's pretty much never a reason to sample more than 1000 people.
  30. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    :rolleyes: