The last weapon in the last game you played is your weapon for the zombie apocalypse...

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  1. Archangel

    Archangel Primus Peritia

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    How fucked are you?

    I saw this posted elsewhere and liked it...

    Mine is Ezio Auditore's wrist blades from Assassin's Creed II. No need to worry about ammo, but requires getting closer than I would like.
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Mine was a Lightsaber, I win!
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  3. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    I was just playing Borderlands2 so I have 720 rounds of ammo and a submachine gun with sweet zoom that sets things on fire.

    I'm pretty fucking solid since all SMGs in BL2 can use each other's ammo, that carries over right?
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Metal Blade from Megaman 2.

    :soma:

    Metal blade can kill anything.
    Anything.
    :bergman:
    Diacanu, Oct 16, 2013
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  5. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    I have a suction cup dart from Battleblock Theater. If they're nearly as sturdy as they are in that game, it'll be useful to climb with at least?
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    Covenant energy sword, look out flood
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  7. AlphaMan

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    SMG in Grand Theft Auto V.
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  8. K.

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    Well, it seems I'm stuck with a magic mushroom. Are zombies susceptible to people jumping on their heads?
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  9. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    With spiky shoes?

    Pretty sure Kingdom of Loathing is the last game I logged into, and I've got a bounty-hunting rifle equipped there. Ideal for sniping and it has infinite bullets, so I should be okay.
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  10. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Fireballs! (Mario on the wii)
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  11. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Shit, I'm fucked. I was playing Solitaire. :calli:

    Better start sharpening the edges of those cards and practicing my Gambit skills
    [​IMG]
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  12. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    You never run out of ammo, have range, and a one shot kill, I think this wins so far.
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  13. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    But if any of them touch you you get small and lose your power.
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    Mindworms.

    Yeah, I play as the Lady Diedre Sky, what of it?
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  16. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    A common occurrence for me, unfortunately. :( I am a ninja on the 64, but I suuuuuuuuck at the Wii. :lol:
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    A nightstick that sets people on fire and launches them 500 feet away. (Extremely modified Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.)
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    A Phaser Sniper Rifle and a Photon Grenade launching Phaser "Shotgun." Total vaporization. I think I'm good.
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  19. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    Nothing because I was playing "The Stanley Parable"

    Can't even jump.
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  20. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    FUCK!! I just played the HD Remake of Mickey Mouse Castle of Illusion with my son. All I had was apples to throw.

    I guess I should start Diablo III before it's too late. :unsure:
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    well, you also have Mickey's titanium ass of doom
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    Death Lotus Crossbow with corehound pet from World of Warcraft.
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  23. AlphaMan

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