The New Club Drug: Preparation H?

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  1. [theDarkest_noir]

    [theDarkest_noir] restless soul.

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362304,00.html

    People are ridiculous...

    I'm strangely intrigued at the same time...I wonder what it would make me look like... but you know the risks of abusing it are probably the exact opposite or worse than what it's supposed to treat.

    Still, that's ridiculous.
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  2. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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    I'm very curious about this, I just want to try it once....
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    As far as I know, most clubs require men to keep their shirts on.

    How is this a club drug? Where is the part where ya get high?
  4. Dead Peon

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    The communal butt-rubbing is apparently pleasurable enough to induce highs. :ramen:
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    Imagine this..."Psst, buddy...ya want some?" As he tries to pass the Preparation H to a friend.

    :wtf:

    Not knowing the deal, he takes it then pulls his pants down and does the normal thing with it.
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  6. Order2Chaos

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    The stuff in fake-Sutafed is in Preparation H? No wonder that doc says it doesn't work. Clearly they're not using it to get high - it doesn't do jack.
  7. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I think the answer to that question is obvious.

    When Apostle goes out clubbing he smears Preparation H all over his genitals to constrict blood flow and reduce swelling. Otherwise he's be forced to confront the lust he feels for all those male dancers.
  8. Tamar Garish

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    More evidence people are stupid?

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    Crest toothpaste on a cigarette can get you high. they used to do that in jail years ago.
  10. [theDarkest_noir]

    [theDarkest_noir] restless soul.

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    wow.

    Can you teach me to make a shank?
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    See thats the beauty of a shank.

    Any fucking idiot can make one. Go for it!!
  12. [theDarkest_noir]

    [theDarkest_noir] restless soul.

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    really though, the toothpaste thing is interesting.

    What do they get the high from? I'd never heard that before.
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    Its from the 70s man. They did all kinda crazy stuff. I'm sure you heard about the mouthwash deal and cough syrup.

    And toothpaste was differnt back then. Not the fancy stuff we got now. Colgate was this nasty white goop.

    I think Crest was blue and had slight flavor. Just a little less than nasty. Tolerable.
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    I wonder how long it will be until Preparation H is a controlled substance.

    When Preparation H is outlawed, only outlaws will have Preparation H! :rant:
  16. Sokar

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    Pardot. You can stop putting it on your dick now. It was just a rumor, man. It doesn't really make it grow.

    :itsokay:
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    Did they snort the tooth powder?

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