The Omnibus P01135809 Criminal Investigation Thread

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    0:22 in the video seems even more poignant today.
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    Nah, you’re about a minute too early.

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    I wuz talking about Georgia, meathead.
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    Hey, what's with the low blow, Federal Farmer?
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    You tell me, John Castle, you’re the one who called me “meathead.”
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    He self-reported his weight as 215 lbs.

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    Also self-reported his hair colour:

    "Strawberry blonde."

    :wtf:

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    You lose! :lol:
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    I mean I’d be shitting myself constantly since the second indictment, maybe he can’t keep his weight up.

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    Not unless he changed ties during the trip from the airport to the jail. He was wearing a solid red one when he got off the plane.
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    Yeah, that mugshot is almost certainly not legit. He just got on the plane with a solid red tie. Can't see him changing ties en route.
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    I get that money can’t buy class but it can at least rent you a tailor. What is his thing with ill fitting suits and long ass ties?

    I swear my off the rack suit from Men’s Warehouse fits me better than what he wears.
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    He wears the long ties to distract from his enormous gut. :jayzus:
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    NBC is reporting a bomb threat at the Fulton jail.
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    It's not working. Not a little.
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    Apparently this one is legit.

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    I knew he'd pose for the camera. :jayzus:
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    I wonder if you can be charged with making false statements in your booking info :chris:
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