The Omnibus P01135809 Criminal Investigation Thread

Biff's not the only one who'll be making money from his mugshot.

https://gear.lincolnproject.us/products/mug-shots

I have had better mug shots.

Wait. I’m hearing Trump used a bail bondsman. WTF?

Anyone got some sauce?

6' 3" and 215 lbs
That's 97 kg and 1,95 meter...
That is a big fat lie...
I work with people that are that tall and skinny...
The average height for Dutch men is 6'0"...

I can't find it now, but the lawyer who goes by Popehat on Blue Sky said it wasn't unusual at all. Trump did have to pay $30K to the bondsman, that's non-refundable, and he'll have to pay $10K/yr until the case is settled, or he goes to jail.

Yeah, I have been around 215 and yeas there was a bit of a spare tire developing if I puffed it out, but there was no way I carried that girth.

So are we all waiting for dawg the bounty hunter to return to fame by arresting Sweet Potato Hitler? I mean taking him in for the bounty.

I'm 6'4", and when I was around 220 lbs I looked like a fucking twig. He is obviously lying about his height or weight or both.

It's no piss tape, but I'll take it.

I'm 5' 11" and ~200 lbs, and I'm practically Hugh Jackman when it comes to Trump's physique. 6' 3" would make Trump taller than Obama and Biden, which he's clearly not.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...rick-ross-2023-8?international=true&r=US&IR=T

I don't know where this is, but once Trump's mugshot hit the big screen at this sports bar, it was time to par-TAY!

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1694878230250131619?s=20

It's a meme template...

Found it!



https://bsky.app/profile/kenwhite.bsky.social/post/3k5qfv2fhfp2k

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1694890291101114679?s=20

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1694900010188480957?s=20

Trump prepping for his mug shot.

https://www.threads.net/@gabrielpknight/post/CwWTCpEg1P6/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Just na little FYI for sweet potato hitler. They are probably going to retake your photo for admission to prison, and you want to crack a crazy happy smile. You are going to be carrying around that ID everywhere you go and it might be digitally stored so you want a look that offputs other people, and everyone is grumpy cat. It has been a few hours, and you will have probably been alone in a cell while they process you.

Every inmate and CO is going to wonder WTF when you have a goofy smile after all that shit. It will work to keep people off your back in whypipo prison. Let us face it Trump is going to whipipo prison if he ever goes.

The middle picture of him in prison makes me wonder what he used as make up to get that shade of orange. It was probably ramen seasoning packets. Maybe some orange drank.

Oh, and giving him the Kubrik stare thing is like making dark brandon memes. It only serves to make the base think he is strong and doing something. The three other pictures are people trump supporters actually identify with. I know some of us look at them as dark and evil, but I fucking know anarchists in the punk and goth scene who want to be a clockwork orange. They all idolize jack nicholson because they think he is a bad ass. The whole reason I cannot get jack fans is because they think he is tough, not to mention a certain 80's actor did jack better than jack did jack.

you are just feeding the truck nut monkeys.

You see! The boy probably nutted the first fifrty times he watched TDK because of the joker. We know @Paladin did. They idolize powerful villains while they pretend they do not like them. You make Trump look like a super villain and then that goes into making Biden look like Dark Brandon, and then we wonder why everyone is rooting for losers.

Trump would love to be The Motherfucker, and Biden is fucking deflator mouse.

Get your references right losers.

TBH, I think I'd have gone with "condescending smirk" over "malevolent glare" but who can understand the mind of a Very Stable Genius?

bare minimum 50 pounds low

Cheesebro's request for a speedy trial has been granted. He and his 7 felony counts will go to trial Oct 23rd.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/24/fir...orgia-case-will-begin-oct-23-judge-rules.html

Who changed the thread title? @shootER?

I like it.