The Replace A Letter Game

Who's gonna buy the CHIPS?

Mrs. Flow will bring the CHOPS.

...which we'll eat while she SHOPS.

It ain't never STOPS her before.

But, oh, the SPATS she's had with evenflow over missing chops!

Evenflow's just a PATSY.

And he can get real NASTY sometimes.

Does it leave a STAIN?

Not if you sell your soul to SATAN.

Mrs. Flow did...and look what it got her: a SAINT in Evenflow

And some lovely TINTS in her hair.

And they went camping in the wilderness but forgot their TENTS.

But there's always a price: Evenflow's TAINT fetish.

edit: ARGH too slow. but let's get back to evenflow's STUNT with the taint: it's too high a price to pay.

Mrs Flow just STUNS me.




With her Taser.

And Evenflow SHUNS you.

With his bulldozer

Evenflow uses his bulldozer to pick up HUNKS.

He especially prefers to pick up HUNKS who are PUNKS

Oh, that one STUNK.

Stunk so bad that Evenflow bags a Forbin during his hunt and puts him in the TRUNK of his car. Mrs. Flow will cook up some delicious Forbin stew this evening.

NURTS to that!

(it may not be in a dictionary, but my friends and I said it all the time when we were kids!)

(so there!)

Fuckin' CUNTS....all of ya.

You can COUNT on that

And MOUNT them as well!

Liet, you're a FOUNT of wisdom.

Mrs. Flow ties a yellow ribbon on the old oak tree out front, then lights a solitary candle as she awaits patiently the eventual return of Evenflow from the FRONT lines.

Maybe we shoud try this with different FONTS.

You'd FOIST that awful font on us?

It doesn't make me MOIST.

But it makes a STOIC woman of Mrs. Flow.

[action=Liet]wonders if Mrs. Flow can pick up COINS without using her hands or feet.[/action]

[action=evenflow]shoots at Liet.[/action]

[action=Liet]runs away![/action]