The Replace A Letter Game

And he put TACKS in your shoes to get back at you.

My female boss YACKS about buying shoes all the time.

Perhaps she LACKS sufficient pairs.

She wasn't amused when she got on the SCALE and read her weight.

True, she is one who CARES about her weight.

I bet there's not a TRACE of fat on her.

Or so much she has to wear a BRACE.

She's very slim - every day she puts on her jogging shoes and RACES around the park.

I hope she ties her LACES properly.

It's a lovely little park of about 10 ACRES.

And they're all taken up by busty nursing students with lovely RACKS.

Does it have a TRACK?

It only has a roadway for horse CARTS.

Often, the horses will SCARF some nearby grass.

Unless there's a snake in the grass to SCARE them.

In which case they RACED back to the farm house...

And nobody DARED get in their way!

READY or not, here they come!

When I come, I write about it in my DIARY.

Too much information, DEARY.

I think I'm getting alergic to DAIRY products lately.

And must drink soie de silk milk DAILY.

Blecch! I'd rather eat a DAISY!

SADLY I've never tried eating a Daisy

It's good that you've never done it, as eating a daisy might give you PALSY.

My freiend SALLY likes daisy tea.

I would like to meet and SULLY your friend Sally.

No you wouldn't, she YELLS a lot.

I'd make her come out of her SHELL.