The Replace A Letter Game

Well, you can't really stretch much if you're driving a PACER. Get a new car already!

Or join the health CRAZE and ride a bicycle.

A bicycle? That's CRAZY! It's fucking snowing outside!

You could always CARRY the bike then!

And Sunshine: why would Mrs. A carry a bike through the snow? Isn't there a reason she decided to MARRY that beast of burden, Uncle Albert?

I'm sure there's an ARRAY of reasons she married him: his open-mindedness, his gentle nature, his compassion for others. And his ability to lug stuff.

YAARR!

I can't think of anything!!!

But can he weave an ARRAS?

Like an unkempt RASTA hairdo.

But piss him off and you'd better have a TASER handy.

He's also got mad ninja skillz and can disappear without a TRACE.

Yeah, but you'll usually find him hiding under the room service CARTS.

He likes to eat leftovers from the TRAYS.

Not if you SPRAY them with something nasty I suspect!!

I'd like to hear YARNS about all the nasty things UA has eaten.

While he throws rocks at children in his front and back YARDS?

So long as we don't have to hear about how his lactose intolerance causes his bowels to react to DAIRY.

I've heard it's lead to more than one clogged DRAIN.

I like his BRAIN. It's yummy.

Does it taste as good when he's RABID?

If zombies ate the brains of some clever BARDS, would they crave more?

[action=Liet]does some quick calculations in his head[/action]

For every 5 DRAMS of bard brain eaten, craving will increase by 1/4 dram per remaining bard.

So, what it comes down to is the the bard brain craving will increase, but ever more slowly as the zombies run out of bards.

Zombies hunting down bards - sounds like a good plot for a B movie DRAMA.

I hope all this talk about zombies doesn't make me have a scary DREAM.

No dreams last night, but I had to put some moisturizing CREAM on for my dry skin before bed.

Thankfully, I only dreamed about Londo Mollari yelling, "Great MAKER!"

I bet that MAKES for an interesting dream!

Have you ever dreamt(?) that a SNAKE bit you and then shed it's skin and turned into a toad? yeah, me either.

Were you NAKED at the time

DANCE with me.