The Southern Baptist Bra

QueenPandora · Sep 22, 2008

Thought you folks might appreciate this:

Email From mah Daddeh said:

> A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's
> In New York City .
> He tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern
> Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.'
> With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What
> Kind of bra?'
> He repeats, 'A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to
> Tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that
> You would know what she wanted.'
> 'Oh, yes, now I understand,' says the sales lady.
> 'We don't get as many requests for them as we used
> To. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the
> Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.'
> Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, 'So,
> What are the differences?'
> The sales lady responds, 'It's really quite simple.
> The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra
> Lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them
> Staunch and upright.'
> He muses on that information for a minute and says,
> 'Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern
> Baptist bra do?'
> 'Ah,' she replied, 'the Southern Baptist bra makes
> Mountains out of molehills.'
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oldfella1962 · Sep 22, 2008

That's pretty good!

Chuck · Sep 22, 2008

Lanzman · Sep 22, 2008

Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee · Sep 22, 2008

Sadly, that just made me think of my ex and the joys I may never know.

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The Southern Baptist Bra

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The Southern Baptist Bra

QueenPandora Mistress of Confusion!!111

oldfella1962 the only real finish line

Chuck Go Giants!

Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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