Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. V • I • R • G • O: The Lover Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Whore Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. L • I • B • R • A • : The Freak in Bed Very good looking. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna screw over ...u might end up crying... The most irresistible. Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. A • Q • U • A • R • I • U • S: the strongest Trustworthy. Sexy. professional kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt. G • E • M • I • N • Iassionate Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. L • E • O: wild in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. T • A • U • R • U • S: The sex addict Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying.
My sign doesn't match with my personality at all. Good job, astrology. Also, I doubt even a "trained" astrologist published any of these, with such things as "u" and "=)" in the descriptions.
L • I • B • R • A • : The Freak in Bed (so far so good!) Very good looking. ..Why thank you! Very romantic. ...Sometimes Nice to everyone they meet. .... Their Love is one of a kind. .... Silly, fun and sweet. .... Have own unique sexiness. .....of course!!! Most caring person you will ever meet! ..... AMAZING IN BED..!!! .....I know. Not the kind of person you wanna screw over ...u might end up crying... ......Heh...Yeah...not so much. Grudges suck ass and waste precious time and energy. The most irresistible..... I am, aren't I? Rare 2 find.....There are a TON of Libras. Funny.....Sometimes! Talkative.... too much! Erotic.... Smart... Loves sports... NEGATORY. Gets what he/she wants.... Not always, no. Loves to be in a relationship....
A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. :zan: Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. :burb: best in bed.
S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Whore Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. Yah damn right! Anne and I are both Scorpios. And oddly enough over ten years ago she got a stylized tatoo on her lower back of two scorpions doing their mating dance. It was a convient target back before she got her IUD and I had to pull out.
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. I do have to have the last say and I am definitely weird, but I dunno about the rest. You'll have to ask my sexy Irish Bastard.
G • E • M • I • N • I: passionate Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. I'm happy with that.
I think they took some phrases and just mixed them up in 12 different ways, because they all read about the same to me with maybe 1 or 2 changes. There's at least three "best in bed"s
all they do is put down things that people would want to hear about themselves. then the reader will automatically find something they've done once in their life that would fit the description. look at how many its says people shouldn't mess with or how many are good in bed.
