The worst food take ever

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  1. Jenee

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    Pizza is disgusting, regardless of what’s on it.
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    Yeah, showing me your coochie isn’t going to change my mind. “Never stick your dick in crazy” is a pretty solid rule, and since you don’t like pizza, you’re most definitely as bug fuck crazy as MTG or Boebert. So no thanks.
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    It’s cute you think you’d ever have a chance.
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    Split off from the Trumpist thread. :lol:
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    Oh given that you let UA put his penis in you, I think the list of people who don't have a chance is vastly smaller than the people who do have a chance. And it doesn't matter where I fall on either side of the equation, anyone who lets UA put their penis in them is not someone I want to fuck. Ever. And I don't think I'm alone in this.
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    All right, all right, you had to go and take it too far.
    Nice thread about pizza, and you plant UA's ding-dong in my brain.
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    How about a dessert pizza with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, Maraschino cherries, and ground up bits of peppermint hard candy?
    Never thought of that, didja?
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    You're right. The fact that when she was confronted with proof of Tererun bragging about causing someone to commit suicide wasn't enough to get her to admit that Tererun's a shithead should have sufficed.
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    Reported, enjoy you're ban
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    Like isn't race baiting banned here? This is just a hate crime against Italians
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    IIRC Jenee lives in or near Chicago and what they call pizza is actually a casserole. :bergman:
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    Jenee is from Michigan and has lived all over the country. No where is pizza “good”.
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    Wow. Some people are so weird. Who gets this upset about foods other people don’t like. 068A2CE3-9E56-4E50-83D8-DC739F68867F.jpeg
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    Tell me you have no standards without saying that you have no standards.
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    That’s strictly for tourists. :meh:
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    I don't discriminate against pizzas. All pizzas, from Italy, to New York, to Chicago, to California, and beyond are equally valid pizzas. You don't have to like them all, but they are still pizza.

    They all are so unique and have different positive things going for them. I get not liking one over another, but they're all pizza, man.

    I don't like Detroit pizza but that doesn't make it any less pizza.

    Some European countries put fucking corn and tuna fish on pizza which is gross. But at the same time I've had a CPK Thai chicken pizza which is amazing and nonconventional. They're both still pizza.

    I guess what I am trying to say is that when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
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    So you grew up with Detroit pizza? I'm sorry. I'm beginning to understand your position.

    Please list the cities you were stationed in (or approximate geographic regions). Because when you say all over, I can't believe you didn't find one good pizza.
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    Uh what the fuck dude?
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    Glad to hear @Tuckerfan doesn't want to fuck me.
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    I can see it. Maybe @Jenee has some really strange tastes that seem to be more of a curse. However, lets a person like US stick their dick in them after their lower twenties shows there would be conflicts in a hook up. Just the reality that it would make me far more likely to accidentally be introduced to such a person would really put me off.

    I have been there with interesting girls and really huge asshole's in their orbit and I am going to need something a bit more to start fucking with them.

    This is also probably why I do not spend a lot of time dating or fucking, and I am good with that.
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    He said put his penis in them, not gargle your balls. Unless you and albert did something more than teabag you still have a shot.
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    I'm pretty sure "Detroit Style Pizza" is just a marketing term that doesn't mean anything. Typically they're deep dish and square, but I've had pizzas described as "Detroit Style" that had a regular, round crust.
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    1. Everyone has their own tastes, and it's not for us to question others' likes or dislikes.

    2, With regard to pizza, Jenee is sick in the fucking head.

    3. I like Detroit style pizza but I'm certain I prefer it without Uncle Albert's penis coming anywhere near it. Or coming anywhere near it.
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    I agree with you too much here and it makes me feel dirty.
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    OMG I am agreeing with the two of you. I hope @Federal Farmer isn't agreeing with this because that would be quite dirty indeed.
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