The Worst Song Of All Time!

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    To you, what is it? It can be from any time period.

    For me, the 90's churned out quite a few, but my top three worst songs of all time would have to be:

    #3 Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
    #2 Tubthumping by Chumbawumba

    But the #1 worst song of all time has to be:


    This song just came on Canadian MTV, and I seriously wonder how it even got made!
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    Jenny from the Block - Jennifer Lopez

    Mindless, facile, tedious, laughably hypocritical drivel.
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    the entirity of the wildhearts 'endless, nameless' album

    after producing 2 albums of the best rock'n'roll since jagger and richards were at the top of their game, they churned out an album so bad it had not one single redeeming feature about it.
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    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    i actually like that tune :unsure:

    although i've long debated the benefits of using rock and roll as a building material for a city's foundations.

    history has shown that impurities such as rap and christian rock can cause it to crumble quite disasterously! no, concrete is much better imho!
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    Agadoo. :diacanu:
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    Love Shack.

    :ua:
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  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    The birdie song - tweet, tweet...tweet.
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    CMT once voted Kenny Rogers "Planet Texas" song and video as the worst of all time.

    That was back when Kenny had the idea of combining traditional westerns with science fiction.
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  11. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Seconded. :mad:

    Runner up is that bad, bad leroy brown song.
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    I...LIKE...Love Shack....

    That may be nostalgia from playing it in marching band, though....
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  13. gul

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    There's far too much crap to reduce it all to a single item. Instead, I'll take what I consider to be the worst song by somebody who has talent. And that would be, yes, get ready to neg me to hell for this, but it would be
    IMO!
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    PGT Fuck the fuck off

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    ^ :mad:
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    I don't know about the worst song ever, but Roseanne Barr's rendition of the national anthem has to go down as the worst rendition of any song ever. She was William Hung on crack to the infinity power that day.
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    http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html


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    Uninspiring theme, played over and over and over again. Now, the lyrics aren't bad, and the simplicity of the thing does make for excellent drunken singing at a piano bar, but a song that can only be recommended for alcoholic enjoyment is not a great song. I give it the ranking for the extent to which it is overrated and undeserving of status.
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    PGT Fuck the fuck off

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    Ring ring ring ring ring

    banana phone!

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    Is that some sort of Irish Uncle Albert?
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    Guys, nothing beats German language volkstümliche Musik... I won't waste my time tracking down a 'tune' for you so here's a few pictures of the ecosystem it spawned. You can probably figure it out by yourselves.

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    Yes, all of that is from the 00s and not the 1950s :ramen:
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    Jump, Jive & Wail by that annoying asshole with the bad haircut.

    Back in the late 90's when Swing music had some freak revival :vomit:
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    Oh fuck yeah...
    Schlagers...
    But that's basically the German equivalent of (bad) country...
    People here in Holland like it as well, thanks to:
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    We have something similair in Dutch...
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    How about anything with the crazy frog?
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    Oh yeah, I forgot about "Christian music". Why oh why, is Satan the one with the musical talent??? :mad:
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    "Hey Mickey."

    Even if I managed to turn MTV off the instant the video came on, it would be stuck in my head for days.

    GAH! It's there now!! Get out, GET OOOUUUUT!!!
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    Achey Fucking Breaky Heart. :ualbert:

    Die!

    (shoots CD with song on it)
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    Scorponok, I think the problem is that you've been listening to the wrong version of "My Humps"

    This cover by Alanis Morissette does it far better justice.

    awesomeness
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    The theme song from Friends.

    :sniper:
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    :wtf:
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