The Worst Song Of All Time!

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by $corp, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. Liet

    Liet Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    Morissette? Awesomeness? Well, maybe the casting of her as god in Dogma, where hearing her voice would kill a person, was awesome, but beyond that?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    15,867
    Location:
    Calgary, Alberta
    Ratings:
    +7,101
    Yeah, I knew about that one. Hmm...Alanis Morissette? Not much better, IMHO.
  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    25,788
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    Ratings:
    +15,703
    The fuck I do to you?!?!?! :huh:

    ;)
  4. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,606
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,672
    That was fucking awesome!!!

    Reminds me of Tori Amos' cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

    (It was better than the Nirvana version, IMO.) :soma:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  5. Yahweh

    Yahweh Folces Weard

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2005
    Messages:
    3,390
    Ratings:
    +173
    Nothing you can list can outdo the sheer terror that Alvin and the Chipmunks inspire in me.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,959
    Fucking MONSTER MASH!
  7. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    31,224
    Location:
    State of Delmarva
    Ratings:
    +6,370
    Nah...it would never work. :soholy:
  8. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    31,224
    Location:
    State of Delmarva
    Ratings:
    +6,370
    Modern "praise and worship"...oh yeah :vomit:
  9. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2006
    Messages:
    4,748
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +3,656
    Shiny Happy People

    Jenny From the Block

    That ridiculous song by Fallout Boy that says something about "cock it and pull it" and everything else is completely unintelligble.
    This brilliant video parody pretty much sums up my feelings on that song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwr3SJjyFAE
    • Agree Agree x 2
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,959
    Damn, you understood more than three consecutive words? You must have special language training.

    Anyway, funniest cartoon EVER! Loved it.
  11. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,178
    Ratings:
    +37,548
    K, first things first:

    the proper title of this thread is worst ever non-Rep song since one would go insane selecting from the choices provided by that genre.

    Second to that, one has to admit that there are thousands of good candidates, so i will answer with the one song I would most dread hearing at in time and in any situation:

    Sheena Easton & Kenny Rogers - "We've Got Tonight"

    Made all the more excrutiating because Seger's original version is so very good.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2006
    Messages:
    10,389
    Location:
    H'ville
    Ratings:
    +2,957
    I despise most "Christian music", and as a result, my sister has come to the conclusion that anyone who doesn't isn't really a Christian.

    To which I just laugh and laugh while I hurl large, heavy objects towards her.
  13. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,959
    If her faith is strong, they won't crush her.
  14. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2004
    Messages:
    17,931
    Location:
    Tea Party shithole
    Ratings:
    +8,887

    [YT="Here you go :)"]bHMVuT3Gl6g[/YT]
    • Agree Agree x 1
  15. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    28,685
    Location:
    Midamerica
    Ratings:
    +3,593
    You're gonna start a Zoot Suit Riot!
  16. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    28,685
    Location:
    Midamerica
    Ratings:
    +3,593
    Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllliiiiiings........

    Whoa....whoa...whoa....
  17. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    5,708
    Location:
    The Netherlands
    Ratings:
    +5,713
    [yt=Make It Stop!!!]uO_vFuzPJvc[/yt]
    • Agree Agree x 5
  18. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2005
    Messages:
    5,971
    Location:
    Hiding from aliens
    Ratings:
    +3,261
    That hiddieous song the Stones did back when people thought disco was hot. What was it called? I think it was Emotional Rescue. And then there's one Rod Stuart did.. I dont know if this is the name "Do you think I'm sexey" No I think you're sucky.

    God you'd think they wouldve known better. :bang:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  19. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2004
    Messages:
    4,137
    Location:
    Langley Falls, VA
    Ratings:
    +1,409
    Here's my personal bottom 5 list of songs from the past 30 years (non-rap):
    5. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band (Attended a sales conference where they blasted this song after it was over, JUST TO CLEAR THE ROOM!)
    4. Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon (What happened to you REO? You used to be cool with Roll With The Changes and Take It On The Run)
    3. Rock Me Amadeus - Falco (You say music today is unintelligible? I can't understand a fuckin' word of this)
    2. You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone (She wrote it as a love song to God. God replied, "I'm just not that into you.")
    1. TieWe Built This City and Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship (Don't know if NGSUN is that bad, I'm probably prejudiced by that steaming pile of cat-shit known as Mannequin. Either way, Paul Kantner must be spinning in his grave ;) )
  20. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Messages:
    27,058
    Location:
    Bottom of the bearstack, top of the world
    Ratings:
    +48,987
    Blobby... Mister Blobby! You'll always know that Blobby is the best...

    No, he's f**king not. The only way I would ever feel any empathy with Blobby is if he falls on Noel Edmonds and suffocates the creepy lizard. Then explodes.

    The aforementioned Jenny from the Block.

    Anything by Will Young, the whiney little tosser.
  21. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,222
    Location:
    here there be dragons
    Ratings:
    +21,472
    The Guitar Hero rendition of Ziggy Stardust.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2004
    Messages:
    53,665
    Ratings:
    +23,779
    [?=The Worst Song of All Time]Almost everything recorded since 1980.[/?]
    • Agree Agree x 1
  23. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    9,150
    Location:
    California?!?!
    Ratings:
    +2,814
    That's because more than half of it is in German, you philistine ;).

    Have you ever seen the music video for that song? It's pure genius!
  24. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2004
    Messages:
    43,795
    Location:
    Bigfoot country
    Ratings:
    +16,277
    I must be psychic. Because even before seeing this thread I was opening this up in another window.

    :D
  25. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    16,534
    Location:
    the oldest town in Britain
    Ratings:
    +4,316
    ...And none of the Brits has yet mentioned Timmy Mallet's cover version of Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini... :unsure:
    ALthough I wouldn't argue with the inclusion of Agadoo in an all-time Bottom 10.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  26. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Messages:
    27,058
    Location:
    Bottom of the bearstack, top of the world
    Ratings:
    +48,987
    Possibly because I'd managed to deliberately erase the f**king thing from my memory with aversion therapy.

    Now I have to do it again.

    matthunter goes to look for the nipple clamps and the car battery.
  27. Sunshine

    Sunshine Little Miss

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2006
    Messages:
    2,210
    Ratings:
    +1,575
    I hate all novelty records. :mad: Anyone who records one deserves a public flogging IMO.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  28. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,959
    "Pour - some - sugar on me......in the name of love...." :(

    Sulfuric acid and we have a deal!
    • Agree Agree x 1
  29. AdaptationNation

    AdaptationNation Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    Well, this thread made me think of a certain song.

    So I went to YouTube and pulled the video, and I thought...

    1. OMG the hair! OMG the clothes! :lol: :cool:
    2. Rather novel video, especially for these guys. Forgot about that Sam Kinison bit at the start. :D
    3. How many hot groupies did the guy nail? Jesus Christ...

    [yt="Yeah, I could accept dying and coming back as HIM..."]gYc64BDCWhg[/yt]


    In conclusion, turns out I actually like it. :marathon: :lol:
  30. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    14,720
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    Ratings:
    +9,954
    "Baby baby" -- actually, pretty much any song I know of with that title.

    "I drove all night" -- so what if you did? Who cares??

    That one stupid song that enjoyed a short time on the radio in the '90's. I totally ripped it to shreds. Irritating so it deserved it. Some woman yammering about a train or something.

    However, the worst song that comes to mind at the moment has to be "Invisible" by that Aiken person. Basically every line in that "song" is ripped off of previous songs. Why has he not yet been sued off of the stage and into the gutter?? :bang: