Throw Lawrence Krauss on the pile

What is different about todays era that your "logic" doesn't hold?

we have different methods of gathering and passing forward information today that we had 2,000 years ago.

What would it take to convince you that the zombie had climbed out of the grave?

Or, they could have been smart enough to know people like you would fall for that argument.

That'll be news to the millions of poor saps that bought the "Left Behind", series of books.

Revelation.

It’s amazing how many “Christians” get that wrong.

I even cut/pasted it right off the fuggin' Bible for him to stare at!!!

I used to post on a discussion board regarding the Left Behind series. Most of the people posting there did not believe the prophecy in Revelation to be literal. They didn't even believe in the pre Tribulation rapture that the Left Behind series is built (in part) on.

Oh, well, your anecdote trumps facts.
Oh, wait, no.
Cram your anecdote, chicken coop.

Once again you know nothing of what you talk about even regarding me.

Back it up with argument, or you're just saying "you're a doody head".

I've never posted anything about storing anything in a "chicken coop".

Meanwhile, you tapdance away from that your anecdote, which could be made up, isn't an argument.
From now on, when you dodge, and slither, and squirm, I'll take it as an admission of guilt.