Trump tests positive for COVID

Meanwhile, in the afterlife:

Fake news, he's just completing his physical again.

ABC News is reporting that Trump is at Walter Reed with all the "Classic Symptoms" of COVID 19. They quote the White House as saying he was given an 8 gram dose of an experimental cocktail of "Polyclonal" antibodies developed by Regeneron. Regeneron spokesperson says it was a "monoclonal" antibody cocktail. ABC's medical expert says rapid development of symptoms indicates a high viral load. Stand by...

*Closes eyes, lays back, and lets stress drain from body as if a white noise meditation tape were playing* Mmmmmm..

The nurse says they don't move you to the hospital unless they think you might need a ventilator.

She predicts he'll be on one by morning.

Then she did the death dance of joy.

He’s not people, though, he’s POTUS. That means they’re going to act earlier than they would for you or I. They’re also going to do things for him that they wouldn’t do for us. After all, while it might suck for us to be laid up for six weeks with a broken bone, it can cause huge problems if the President is disabled for that long.

As of the moment, ABC has a camera locked down on Marine 1 in front of the White House. His trip to Walter Reed has been delayed. This could be an image that dwarfs the impact of the picture of him plodding away from the Tulsa rally looking like a whipped dog.

When I get mild symptoms I go to hospital for a few days too. Don’t you?

Have you met trump supporters? There is no way a defeat at the ballot box changes any of them into decent people. I do not know why some people think that, but it really does not reflect their behavior pattern in the slightest. These are people who do not believe in science and facts, and you think they are going to realize their idiocy if the election is a blowout?

They could prove every eligible person voted and everyone but the 20 percent who are cult 45 voted against him and they would just say it is fake news and a deep state conspiracy. People are giving way too much credit to cult 45.

Fuck no. No hospital around me would admit for mild symptoms. I'm 13 years post renal transplant and I was in the ER the other night for a massive tooth abscess. Dehydrated--HR 171. Got sent home after 6 hours.

Why are we giving the broke village idiot those when we could be giving them to someone the country finds important like a rich person?

Yeah, this.

Until there are reports that he is on a ventilator it's probably all precautionary.

I feel like even laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to IVs and shit, Trump is still in an ill-fitting business suit.

Given that Trump has already eaten through his $750 contribution to the public healthcare system it's only fair he pay his way through medical experimentation.

I dunno, I think a dead Trump might be a convenient out for some of his supporters. "No one could stop him, he was an insane dictator, we wanted to speak out but couldn't" and whatnot.

See? Fucker didn't even change into jam jams. The hospital is lucky if I even remember underwear.

Not if you have an election to run and you can't delegate. He also has an image to maintain. I doubt they'll let him have his face colorant at Walter Reed.

He walks with a lot more energy when he's "sick" than he has in the past year when he was "healthy."

My Chinese friends are happy to point out that after calling covid the "Chinese virus" he tested positive for it on October 1, China's national day.