Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Wrong, try again.

......unemployed?

Arggghhh....more nuanced thinking!

Nope.

Welcome to how most of the world is now seeing the USA.

He works hard sucking those dicks, Lubak, and don't you forget it!

TL;DR stands for Tongue Licks Dick, Right? whenever FF uses it.

*FF gives a TL;DR rep again*

Yeah, work the shaft too.

Keep rep whining, bitch.

Child labor is prohibited in the US.

I’m confused, am I child or a teenager, a freshman who apparently has been a freshman in high school now for seven years? Is that even possible? You guys can’t even get your trolls right. Get back to me when you figure it all out.

You first.

Whining? It arouses me.

Keep going... I'm almost there!

II’m good.

Not that good or you'd be wiping my boys out of your eyes already.

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I'm sorry, I used a colloquialism for jizz that might not be easily recognized by the slower-witted. I apologize for not tailoring my rhetoric to the level of discourse you are comfor umm, talking real slow so's y'all can unnerstan. I was sayin' ifn y'all was good, I'da shot ma load inta ya face a whilse back, y'know?

Yes.

So if he thought he had enough support to actually do it you don't think he would?

I was being facetious and/or sarcastic. Async! Help me out with this.

"He's just keepin' it real."

"Don't take what he says literally. Take what he says seriously."

Have you noticed that the U.S. has now surpassed Italy's death rate?

It should surprise no one that the places that got hit earliest -- whether that's Italy, where the high number of multigenerational households contributed to the severity, or major U.S. transportation hubs like New York -- also had huge casualties. It was brand new. We were still figuring out how to deal with it.

The irony is that if red-state governors had been more interested in protecting their citizens than in licking Trump's taint, they could have kept Coronavirus from ever taking hold in their states, and they could have actually gotten people to believe their favorite trope -- "this is all a New York and Los Angeles problem!" Instead, they came into the situation with every advantage, with major urban areas having already borne the brunt of the outbreak and been the guinea pigs ... and they blew it anyway.

That means they're bad people. It doesn't mean you get to lie and not get called on it.

So are the US, notably personified by such glorious adventures as illegally invading sovereign nations, protecting it's own troops who commit war crimes, assassinating high level figures in foreign governments, toppling regimes by funding insurrections and apparently withholding other people's money.

In fairness you're bad actors at home too, being the main source of arms for the Mexican cartels, supporting a military coup in Bolivia, completely flouting international laws and norms on human rights and having one of the most brutal and authoritarian police forces in the advanced world.

But you have a nicely worded Constitution so that's ok.

I think Steve was being sarcastic, imitating the excuses the Trump supporters come up with.

I just did, before I read your post!

Are people still allowed to be sarcastic on the internet? I thought Obama outlawed that before he left office.

And it's interesting to see what they've done with it since then. If the places that didn't get hit so fast had taken their experience into account, the current wave would never have happened. Trump and his bootlickers like to talk about "blue states", but the "blue states" were on the front line for the most part and had to deal with an unknown quantity. The "red states" that he likes to brag about — which aren't actually doing all that well now — have no excuse.

I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I promise not to do it again.





... until next time!