Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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  1. Bailey

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    Is Trump still going on about steam catapults? Solar power is the way to go! Granted mule & oxen driven catapults are no joke either.
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    Well, he's lost dinner's vote now.
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    "Another club staffer drove her to work, the paper reported, because she could not legally obtain a driver's license. And after a problem was discovered with her old phony documents, the Times reported that a club supervisor directed her to an employee who helped her obtain new phony ones." :lol:

    that's why when e-verify was hyped as the best thing since sliced bread I knew it was :dayton: once again! It's like the people who come up with these ideas live on another planet or something. Newsflash geniuses.....this is AMERICA! :yes: Everything can and will be circumvented by somebody. It's what we do!
    E-verify was no doubt developed & tested by office/computer nerds/government folks (no offense to anyone working these jobs) and it seemed foolproof to their inner circle of fellow office/computer nerds/government folks who HAVE NEVER NEEDED TO DRUM UP PHONY PAPERWORK CREATED BY CRIMINALS because if they did, they wouldn't have the jobs they do in the first place! :shrug: You want catch a desperate person with nothing to lose, you have to think like a desperate person with nothing to lose.
    It's the left hand (Ned Flanders) underestimating the right hand (Moe Szyslack) on a very large scale. And of course they are SHOCKED :shock: when their gazillion dollar technology is FUBAR by people without a GED.

    This is why I got super-duper :shakefist: a few years ago when the DMV changed their policies and my five (count 'em FIVE) picture ID cards and a DD-214 (military discharge with my Social Security number all over that bitch!) were not enough to renew my driver's license. :huh: I needed to go down to the Social Security office to apply for a Social Security card. And what documents did the Social Security office need to see? Wait for it.....the same documents the DMV used to accept! :facepalm:

    And now the best part - the Social Security card doesn't even have my picture nor a watermark! :lol: It is the cheapest and easiest document to reproduce BAR NONE of all my documents in my wallet. :jayzus: What......the......holy.....fuck is wrong with this picture? :shakefist:
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    other states may require a Social Security card at the DMV too. I like the funny sign some people hang up in their office areas:
    THERE'S NO REASON FOR IT - IT'S JUST OUR POLICY :lol:
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    Don't know if it's still the case but at one point the basic document you required here to qualify for a passport, driving licence or police check and pretty much any secondary form of ID was a birth certificate.

    You could obtain one of those by ringing a phone line, giving your name and date of birth then asking for it to be forwarded to your home address (which you would supply them with during the call).

    Amazingly some ruthless people saw a loophole in this seemingly foolproof system....
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    Capitalism at it's finest!
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    Capitalism? I'm thinking government ridiculousness and people circumventing the system happens in non-capitalistic countries too - just sayin'
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    big money business buys politicians who passes a paper thin "feel good" law that is easily circumvented to the benefit of the bottom line of said businesses.

    S'what you get when your politics are for sale to the highest bidder.
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    no fucking way.....funny, but no fucking way that could be true. That is some Alex Jones shit right there.
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    Shut up!

    Is this real?
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    So, finally confirmed that Kelly is out as of the end of the year.

    He had a good start isolating Trump from the Bannons and the Kuschners, but he took his eye off the ball.
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    What does God need with advisors?
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    And of course, there's a tweet to go with it:

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    Chief of Staff Lou Dobbs incoming in 3...2...1...
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    He's now at the IF I DID IT phase.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "Smocking"?

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    Why do people insist on smocking the President and his tweets?
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    smock my bitch up......?
    Damn this song puts me in the mood for a big bowl of Sugar Smocks!

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    You are a more evil testicle monster then trump.
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