Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Are we actually sure he has testicles?

tentacles sub-genre of Japanese cartoon porn.

LOL. Rule one if things get so bad you shut down the government because you aren't getting your way - do NOT under ANY circumstances admit that YOU shut down the government, put it at the feet of the other side.

Easy, huh?

Edit: Jayzus fuck he went even further!

I'm sure there are some idiots among his base who will applaud this, but he's just knifed himself as far as moderates go.

Oh then there's this:

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...t-2-border-agents_us_5c0f2f73e4b08bcb27ebbbc9

WINNING. TIRED. AMERICA. AGAIN. STRONG. MAKE.

ORGASM. PALADIN. RUINED. COCKPRISON.

He already has, and if the evangelicals can resolve Donald Check how old they are and then throw them in a cage or grab their pussy accordingly Trump with their beliefs they can follow him through anything.

Matthunter is picking out potential names for his offspring!
Too hard to pick any favorites really, they are all good ones!

WINNING. TIRED. AMERICA. AGAIN. STRONG. MAKE.

ORGASM. PALADIN. RUINED. COCKPRISON.

So, the Zinke Dink Panther is out as Secretary of The Interior. Of course, Trump's interior doesn't really need a Secretary as much as someone in full power armor and equipped with industrial strength bleach.

Chup never got an answer to this thread question. He never got to see Trump lose in 2020. Actually nobody will get to see that, so that's kind of a moot point. The woman in
the avatar screaming "NOOOOO!" (who's avatar is that? I can't remember) will kick it up a notch to Buddhist Monk self-immolation which will be pretty epic.

Don't know what you're talking about, mine is William Shatner in a mask screaming at Khan Noonien Singh during a nightmare for quoting from Moby Dick.

I want one for next Halloween!

do you want to be the person to check if he does?

Trump tweet: SNL should not be legal

http://deadstate.org/trump-snl-sketches-cant-be-legal-and-are-the-real-scandal/

Poor Donnie.

And Republicans are in charge of those investigations...

SNL shouldn't be illegal, but it's a crime that SNL isn't funny anymore.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/20/oh-no-the-day-trump-learned-to-tweet-1070789

When Trump’s young social media manager saw the tweet, he was perplexed. He typically typed and sent Trump’s tweets for the boss, but in this case he hadn’t. He did recall that Trump had been spending a lot of time in his office lately playing around with a new Android smartphone.

The next morning, the handful of staffers with access to the boss’ account told the social media manager, Justin McConney, that they had not sent it either.

That’s when it dawned on him: Donald Trump had tweeted on his own for the first time.

"The moment I found out Trump could tweet himself was comparable to the moment in 'Jurassic Park' when Dr. Grant realized that velociraptors could open doors," recalled McConney, who was the Trump Organization’s director of social media from 2011 to 2017. "I was like, 'Oh no.'"

Next there'll be a book deal, "how I would have done it"....

I guess I could give SNL another chance but it comes on past my bedtime.

Fun fact: They're on YouTube, so you can watch whenever you want.

But then it wouldn't really be Saturday Night Live would it?

It would be Saturday Night Streamed.

We can only hope that his followers behave in a similar manner.

English bulldog bites off Scottish man’s peanut butter smeared genitals

And people claim there's no tension between the Scots and the English

I do watch short clips of SNL on youtube, but not entire shows.

You know that YouTube does live streaming, yes?

I did not know that! Regardless now that Trump really seems to be "screwing the pooch" more than usual the past week or so it's really sad that El Chup never lived to enjoy it.

Yay, twitler has shut down the government over his wall promise. Despite the fact that a wall can be beaten by a shovel, ladder, American ninja, or a catapult, and his wall would have large opening in which drugs and weapons can fit through. We can put some blame on the dead duck house who could not put the necessities in a bill and send it to trump on their way out, but our joke of a leader wants to own this wall, so let him build this idiotic joke of a waste of money.

Thank you trump and thank you republican sheeple.

And, in the spirit of the season, to quote Boz, "God bless us, every one."

Der Drumpfenfuhrer would kick the crutch out from under Tiny Tim and claim it was the kid's fault.

Perhaps just like Trump prefers pilots who aren't shot down & captured, he prefers kids who aren't crippled.
I am BTW on record as not wanting a physical wall. Obvious physical walls can be tunneled under, climbed/flown over, or avoided completely. By putting up a physical wall you have "tipped your hand" to your enemy. He knows you have a good hand but he now knows exactly what he needs to beat it. If I wanted in to the US or wanted to get things into the US I would be encouraging the US to build that wall! Pour all your money & effort into it! Build it 100 feet high! If I know where you are, I also know where you aren't and that's where I'll be.

Time to think outside the box! Think about infiltrating drug & human smuggling cartels & gangs. Think about waving some money in front of locals who might be willing to give up some information on where & how smuggling is going on. Have border patrol agents be highly mobile & stealthy so nobody ever knows exactly where they will be or what areas are easy to cross and what areas are hard. In other words don't be easy to pattern. My point is there are countless ways to deter and to catch people and goods from coming in to the country besides a physical wall that never changes it's location & function. Have overlapping strategies and keep those new ideas coming. Some will work, some won't, those are the breaks. Keep the would be crossers on their toes, keep them guessing. Pour resources into high tech motion detectors, infrared cameras, drones, etc.etc. By the time a wall is funded & built new technologies will have become better and cheaper and more mobile - everything a physical wall is not. But hey, I don't run the show!

What I do not like is lumping not wanting a wall in with not wanting border security. They are not the same thing! I do indeed see the need for border security, but I don't think a giant expensive wall is the way to go about it.

Actually, he would rip tiny Tim from his family, put him in a cage, arrest his father and force him into slave labor for the trump private prison system, and outlaw crutches for the poor. Then he would blame Hillary and the dems for everything and demand we all pay for a wall to keep the ghosts from immigrating from another dimension and to rape, murder, and sell drugs.