Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

https://twitter.com/BillPascrell/status/1668297032606314497?s=20

Trump- Yeah, I economically fucked all you blue collar rubes up the asshole with a sandpaper dildo. You're welcome, bitches.

MAGA-

I think I saw @Bill Carson , @Uncle Albert , and @Paladin on line for a second round. Don't tell them their disguises didn't fool me because they are so adamant about not being a trump supporter. We wouldn't want them to think they weren't fooling us about all that. Then they might stop, and I wouldn't have anything to laugh at all the time.

Link is to the abortion pill story.

Fixed.

Amazingly, we already knew this, it just didn't really register in the public consciousness.

I wonder what the context was that made him brag about it now, though.

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1669413605177958401?s=20

Hell, FOX has been using "Biden had a root canal, he's not fit for office!!" for the last couple of days.

He's a stable genius.

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1671291632824778752?s=20

LOL, even his advisors are fucking jokes:

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/06/judge-rules-eastmans-accountant-ook-not

Seen on Twitter:





Translation:

"Witch hunt! Witch hunt! Witch hunt! ".

No, the Boston witch hunts were targeted at innocent girls who weren't witches.

When you're hunting a green bitch who shoots lightning out of her hands, has eyeballs floating in her cocoa, and laughs like "nyyeeaaah-heh-heh-heeeaahhh!!" that's not a witch hunt, that's a hunt. Of what happens to be a witch.


In this case, a Warlock.
A very inept Warlock with Rudy Guiliani instead of lightning.

Sound up if you have the stomach for it.



https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1673129652435419136?s=20

Nope. Just thinking about it is bad enough.

The lower third actually doesn't have anything to do with the audio.

What the hemorrhaging fuck is going on there?

I have a feeling that Stormy Daniels' PTSD kicked in while listening to that.

Miles Taylor's book is out. Among the things he says:

1) Stephen Miller wanted to bomb a boat full of migrants, asking a Coast Guard admiral: "The military has aerial drones, correct? ... And some of those drones are equipped with missiles, correct? ... And when a boat full of migrants is in international waters, they aren’t protected by the U.S. Constitution, right? Tell me why, then, can’t we use a Predator drone to obliterate that boat?"

2) Trump regularly made comments about Ivanka's breasts and ass, and once speculated to John Kelly about what it would be like to have sex with her, much to Kelly's disgust.

https://www.wonkette.com/miles-taylor-stephen-miller-trump-ivanka

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1675993022423617536?s=46&t=QiuV69xq9AIYylUGTRqITA

But I've been assured there's no difference between the Trump and Biden administrations.

Trump goes to Dairy Queen and asks, “What the hell is a Blizzard?”

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/what...een-menu-while-ordering-supporters-ice-cream/

Joe's my goal for 60s bod.

Trump is my current status, except less orange and my dick and hands are bigger. But so are anyone's.

To be fair, Trump seems like a total McFlurry guy.

Trump in 2015: 'I’m fine with affirmative action'

He said he was a friend to the LGBT community too.

At this point the Republican Party may as well change its name to the Trumpublican Party or just the Trump Party.

In 2020 the platform committee threw up their hands and said "fuck it, we're for whatever Trump says," so that's pretty much happened in all but name.