Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

I like the part in this new bible where Jesus comes riding in to town on a pony with a cowboy hat with his posse of 12 and he does all sorts of miracles and gets persecuted just like 45, they have so much in common ya know. And then Jesus has dinner with his posse and gets betrayed, just like 45 and then crucified and even forgives the guy next to him and then says forgive them for they know not what they do, just like, oh wait, not like 45. But then Trump was that thief next to Jesus and he said "Jesus when you come back, make me great again"

Keith Olbermann has some thoughts.

Listening to Countdown with Keith Olbermann (REPORT: NBC TRIED TO THROW JEN PSAKI UNDER THE BUS TO SAVE RONNA McDANIEL - 3.28.24)

<p>SEASON 2 EPISODE 148: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN</p>
<p>A-Block (1:44) SPECIAL COMMENT: The head of the POLITICAL unit at NBC News is now reported to have been actively working with the former Chief of Staff of the Republican National Committee to try to stir up a social media groundswell to save Ronna McDaniel’s job at NBC. And she – and perhaps the CHAIRMAN of NBC News as well - were reportedly willing to throw MSNBC under the bus - specifically, willing to throw its ex-Biden-Press-Secretary, now budding star Jen Psaki, under the bus, and throw Chuck Todd under the bus, in hopes of saving Ronna McDaniel.</p>
<p>Puck News is reporting that after Ronna McDaniel debuted on “Meet The Press” on Sunday and after Kristen Welker told the audience she had no say in McDaniel’s hiring and after Chuck Todd attacked the hiring, NBC News Chairman Cesar Conde and Vice President Carrie Budoff Brown were unnerved, but both quote “seemed to anticipate the impending insurgency and frantically tried to pre-empt it. On Sunday, Budoff Brown reached out to McDaniel’s aide and former chief of staff at the RNC Richard Walters, to see if there were any friends or colleagues who could speak up on her BEHALF. The two sides also discussed having those folks call attention to what they saw as a double standard – after all this was the same network that was turning Psaki… into a Maddow-adjacent prime time star. Walters later assured Budoff Brown that they’d been able to advance conservative pushback on social media against (Chuck) Todd, specifically, and that this might give NBC News some cover, for which Budoff Brown thanked him,” unquote.</p>
<p>The report - and a similar story by The Hollywood Reporter - also highlights MSNBC President Rashida Jones's role in hiring McDaniel, and raises questions about Kristen Welker's on-air denial that she was at all involved in the hiring (it says she was AT a meeting at which Budoff Brown continued to pitch McDaniel).</p>
<p>It's a disaster, it's still unfolding, and there's no telling how many different NBC News executives will follow McDaniel out the door.</p>
<p>B-Block (28:19) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: First Maria Bartiromo blamed the Baltimore bridge collapse on "wide open borders." Now she wants to make sure no money is allocated to rebuild it. James Comer claims Merrick Garland and The Deep State are indoctrinating people into believing he has no evidence against Biden. And Sage Steele, with whom I once co-anchored SportsCenter, says the devil tried to keep her from speaking out against liberals by hitting her in the mouth with a golf ball.</p>
<p>C-Block (40:30) THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL: Okay, the still-evolving Ronna McDaniel scandal is a doozy. But this is NOT NBC/MSNBC's worst crisis ever. Let me take you back to the thrilling day of Existential Challenge when the Chairman of GE was ready to shut the network down, pay everybody off, and fire all of us, because his Mommy had seen Bill O'Reilly criticize him on Fox, because of what I said about O'Reilly on MSNBC. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

OMG you did a Tererune!

Did it hurt? Are you OK?

That's more like a dayton.

I so want one of those just for the kitsch value. Shame they're only selling them online, because the only way I'd get one is if I could steal it.

You were so close to describing the You g Guns movies.

"What if my bible has sticky pages?"

I'm surprised it's not being marketed as Trump jizz to the MAGAtards. Talk about a missed opportunity.

"Act now! You may receive the limited edition bible that's been spunked upon by your lord and savior!"

https://godblesstheusabible.com/#FAQ

Even the MAGAts know that 18 years ago he had to jerk off a pile of old semen dust to be reconstituted by science and then injected into macarena with a laboratory turkey baster to make Barron. I am pretty sure they had to use JP technology and fill in some of the DNA holes with what looks like bigfoot DNA to make the spores of orange scumbag work.

There is no way that man could ejaculate enough to stick together one page today.

I will believe that he has a cave where he kept those people kidnapped from the BLM protests and milked their sperm to desecrate the pages of his bibles. I would imagine the only sin left for him to do was sell bibles covered in the jiz of slaves to his sin loving crowd of degenerate sinners.

On April 1st Jesus will get back in the grave and say "Just kidding, none of your sins are forgiven"
Trump would like that. It is something he would do.

I have heard that f word out of Trump once. I don't think he could ever forgive anyone. Or maybe it was the apology word I was thinking of, he never admits to doing anything wrong. I think only once I heard him say something close to making a mistake.

He for sure walks on water. Is he the anti-christ?!

I know he does not admit to drinking or drugs despite large amounts of evidence otherwise. He also supposedly does not have russian hookers pee on him while he dresses as hillary and sleeps on a mattress she once used.

But we all know he does these things.

If you act now, he'll throw in two Corinthians!

I'd mention Dorics, but Donald would probably think it was a new insulting nickname for him or one of his enemies.

But Biden is senile...

Biden's message:
“Jill and I send our warmest wishes to Christians around the world celebrating Easter Sunday. Easter reminds us of the power of hope and the promise of Christ’s Resurrection,” the president said.

“As we gather with loved ones, we remember Jesus’s sacrifice. We pray for one another and cherish the blessing of the dawn of new possibilities,” he continued. “And with wars and conflict taking a toll on innocent lives around the world, we renew our commitment to work for peace, security, and dignity for all people.”

But Biden is senile...

I am not liking his Trump. Let us get Alec back so he isn't playing with anymore guns as that seems to end up poorly.

He gives me fear that one day I will become president and everyone will listen to my unhinged poorly spelled postings.

I thought by doings drugs and acting like an asshole no one would ever put me in a position where I would have to pilot the US. When some of us heard you could do anything someday, even be president, we actually were afraid of such an outcome. Not that idiot.

I blame humans for this shit.

Well, he is praying to a god from a really shit storybook written by people who were suffering from brain damage due to untreated infections, and the effects of drugs and really poorly made alcohol.

I don't trust anyone who reads the bible and listens to the catholic church and says nailed it. That dude is fucked in the head.

...and Mrs. O'Donnell, my 3rd grade teacher whose head is made of ka-ka.
And stupid Brian who eats his boogers.
And, and, and...

Trump’s media stock plunges after posting a big loss for 2023
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/01/media/truth-social-trump-media-stock-losses/index.html

"In a regulatory filing on Monday, Trump Media said it lost $58.2 million in 2023, compared with a profit of $50.5 million in 2022..."

" ....Shares of Trump Media tumbled 24% Monday afternoon following the new filings, though they are still up nearly 200% so far this year.

The losses are so severe that Trump Media’s accountants warned they “raise substantial doubt about its ability to continue as a going concern,” which is Wall Street for: We may not be able to stay in business..."

"... The problem for Trump Media is its main product — Truth Social — is shrinking.
Monthly active US users on iOS and Android plunged in February to 494,000, down 51% year-over-year, according to Similarweb..."

"Trump-backed super PACs have raised millions. Where do you think they’ll spend their digital ad buckets?”
That's easy to answer, on the Donald's legal fees.

Brilliant businessman!

all the gold he touches turns to shit.

Family of woman found dead on highway angered by Trump’s speech
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) — The sister of murder victim Ruby Garcia said she and her family were home watching live, in disbelief, as former President Donald Trump told an audience in Grand Rapids that he had spoken with “some of her family.”
“He did not speak with any of us, so it was kind of shocking seeing that he had said that he had spoke with us, and misinforming people on live TV,” Ruby Garcia’s sister, Mavi Garcia, told Target 8.

https://x.com/SykesCharlie/status/1775281103601099108?s=20

Trump told a lie about something he did? That can't be true. That is so unlike him. Why7 would a man who gets a hole in one every time he golfs, is a war hero who won vietnam, was the best businessman ever, is a multibillionare, was the best president ever, cured polio, cured COVID by injecting sunlight and bleach into his lungs which no doctor ever thought of doing until he told them, and is a multi nobel prize winner ever have to lie about such a thing.

Just ask @Steal Your Face who does not have to lie about supporting every truth trump has ever told, and voting for him 666 times.

By using MAGAS as cops.
...who...rape, slaughter, and destroy...