Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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    In a bizarre twist of events Trump sues himself for not being good enough to represent himself. He will represent himself in court as he also insults himself and disowns his family and every hair on his head in his last stand. Trump says that he is the best and worst to ever exist, that is right, he is like the Schrodinger cat of being the best and worst. Dead and alive. You can't have one, you have to have both. Yup, here kitty kitty. You know I used to call Melania my little kitty, and Ivanka too. Meow meow, come here little kitties.
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    Thgis merger seems to lack any logic in how it is creating value for the two companies combining. How did tyhe acquisition company become so valuable if they did not put real money into it? I know it is all hot air, but I guess what I am not getting is what the original investors of the blank check company put in to start that company, and why that has a variable value.

    If I form the blank check compasny with 1 billion dollars of my money, I have to put a billion dollars of my money into the assets of the business. How does that billion dollars stop being worth a billion dollars? I understand when the combine the two companies organize what the owners of the original companies will get in new stock of the new company, but the assets should not go away.

    If this isn't true then did trump actually break any laws about lying about his net worth because it really seems everything aboput rich people's investments seems to be a fucking lie anyway.


    No wonder you need a degree in economics to understand this. There are multiverse fantasy games that have less trouble establishing power, damage, and currency across multiple realms with different mechanics. It just seems like the whole stock market system works on arbitrary rules which allow rich people to just take everyone's money, and the governments of the world are so fucking in on this con that they just give resources to these people who say they are rich because the government owns all the weapons and power, and I really knew this was the fucking case anyway.

    Fuch everyone, and burn this illusion to the ground.

    The system is a lie, and there is a part of me that is actually being more and more convinced that the only way to wake people up to the role playing game we have put ourselves into is to just make it crash and the best way to do that is to actually elect the gigantic orange bull in the delicate cardhouse and watch him blow shit up.
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    Nope. Not even.
    Voltaire had it right 250 years ago when he said "people would rather die than think. In fact, they do so".

    Collapse the system, the lemmings will just want Lord Humongous and Immortan Joe instead of Trump.
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    As if your silly ass wouldn't be dead 5 minutes after the shipments of dino nuggets stop.
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    Dino nuggets aren't low carb.
    Dummy.
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    Case in point....
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    "Thinking" involves more than regurgitating Feminist Frequency talking points, beefy tits.

    Too soon? :bergman: :weep:
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    Sure are obsessed with that broad, aincha? :chris:
    Haven't ever seen a complete one of her videos; only clips in other videos bitching about her.
    And that was...what..2016? Jesus.
    I peek at her thumbnails every couple years to weather predict what you idiots are gonna be bitching about.
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    Hate-Youtuber- Gee, we need a scapegoat, or what have we got? We sure as shit don't have arguments.
    Who's someone we can get a good hate going on with?
    :thinking:

    Hate-Youtuber's flunky- *Googles "youtube feminist"* *Feminist Fequency pops up* Holy shit!! This bitch has "feminist" right in her name!! :soma:

    Hate-Youtuber- Halle-fucking-lujah!! :yes2:

    *8 years of idiocy ensues*
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    here comes one now.

    Like UA would do much better. The power goes out, and UA shoots himself in the dick and bleeds out after he trips over his bike. At least dicky lasts until the nuggets go bad.
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    1. Trump is not a healthy individual.
    2. Any doctor who would certify that needs to have their license revoked. He is clearly overweight, and unable to walk for long distances. This is something anyone can see, and he is obviously physically weak. The doctor needs to lose his license for either complete incompetence, or for outright fraud.
    3. we have two obvious elderly and slipping old men who are very iffy on lasting the next term as president as our choices. There is no one who can tell me either of these men won't have major physiological issues in the next four years. If anyone says that to me they are lying.

    this is the most important one of all.

    4. Death is coming for Trump sooner rather than later, and wqhen death arrives no amount of lying doctors will make it go away. Lie to yourself and others all you want, but death doesn't give a fuck.
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    Taxidermy and a puppeteer with a hand up his ass (MTG most likely) will keep him shambling along.
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    One time, my cat ate a moth, and before he gulped it down, he hugged it lovingly between his paws, and snuggled it with rubs against his forehead, and lick-kissed it.
    It was like he was saying "I love you, my little friend. You're going to go live in my tummy now where it's warm and safe. :wub:"

    I imagined the moth thinking "oh, actually this is quite lovely. :wub: Argghh!!! :shock:".

    I imagine that's what it like for gay Republicans, but in really slow motion.
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    That seems to be Dave Rubin's life.
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