Unless I missed it... Election 2016 running results.

Oh and the Republicans have picked up a Governor spot.

I don't run over old ladies, manhandle dying guys, beat my wife, or get fired a lot, so I have loads of friends.

Now hearing that Trump has opened a one point lead in Pennsylvania. He takes it and he wins.

Plus he's still leading in Michigan.

I'm sitting here somewhat stunned. Barring something incredibly unlikely, Donald Trump is the next President of the United States.

Neither do I

And sure you do.

Sure

That's right! A shitload of celebrities threatened to leave the country if Trump wins. Maybe Trump can speed up their passport processing. I will literally pass my hat for a cash collection on a one-way ticket on the first thing smoking for these celebrities! I think Cher said she would leave the planet, but IMO it would be money well spent. But hey....it's not over yet!

President Fucking Trump.

Now I know how Red Sox fans feel about Bucky Fucking Dent.

And think of this:

Trump has no where spent the amount of money on a ground game that Hillary did. Donald Trump has essentially hooked his way into being POTUS on the cheap.

I bet the media is upset now over all the free media they gave Trump during the primary.

The whole world is stunned.

With pretty much every election, I hear people talking about how they're convinced that if the current president doesn't like the way the election goes, they will declare martial law and stay president. The first time Dubya won Mancow went on and on about how he was certain Clinton was going to do this and we should all buy more guns. I remember hearing similar things when Obama won about Dubya declairing martial law.

This time, whoever wins, I hope this actually happens. Come on Barry, you can fix this! Make yourself President for Life! Save us Barry!

Oh he so needs to do a Nate Diaz after his HUUUGE underdog upset victory over Conor McGregor......."well I'm not surprised motherfuckers!"

As I said a year ago, we can thank Obama for Trump. Things actually got *that* bad.

The pendulum always swings back. This was just pretty un-fucking-predictable.

The message was spot-on. [But good God look at the messenger.]

You had done, and admitted to doing, Every Single One. On this very board. Coward, Wife beater, bully, incompetent.

No shit - we might be begging for him to stay on the job no matter what the outcome.

You might be right, but IMO it was just that Clinton is despicable. Who the fuck would consider voting for her (no offense if you did).

All that and still nobody likes you. Surprise Surprise surprise.

On the plus side, there will be a surge of manufacturing jobs returning to America, and nobody has to pay taxes if the President doesn't.

Tonight's result is essentially jury nullification writ large. The past 6 months have been irrelevant. The country was ready for a change. Trump was always going to win, no matter what. Finally, the Bush/Clinton era is over.

Fox just called Nevada for Clinton.

No offense taken.

PS: I was the guy who for the past 3 weeks had Hillary fuckin "Clinton For Prison 2016" avatar.

He Twittered his way to the presidency. He's changed the campaigning playbook forever.

It's ok Dayton. God forgives wife beating and cowardice. Not too sure about the roughing up the dying guy though.

Great, now it's going to take even longer for DT to get 270. This shit was supposed to be wrapped up by 9:00 once HC steamrolled DT with electoral votes. I have to work tomorrow!

Pennsylvania is coming down to a razor wire election.

It will probably be a recount situation.

Breaking news: It is now official that the GOP will retain control of the House of Representatives.

Me off to bed:

I think that news is an hour or two old.

What about the Senate?