VOLPONE, DEFEND YOURSELF!!!

Again, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Has someone told you that I spent years and years during the Borgs era negrepping teh baba? Or that I put together a coalition to negrep him down to five red pips? Or that I follow him around like a puppy to find out what he's been up to?

Because if that's what you've "heard", yeah, I'd agree that's pretty pathetic.

I haven't been doing that, and I have no idea what sort of person would do that, but clearly they must have some...issues, I guess.

That's a sad story. It sounds fantastical, honestly. Are you sure it's true or iss it possible you misunderstood most of it because someone wasn't using their big-boy grammar?

I don't know. It may be one of those "urban myths". I checked Snopes, but it didn't have anything.

I too am surprised baba is not yet on Snopes.

Someone mentioned Baba is actually a dual. If it's true, is Baba a Volpone dual?

^ teh baba's real; Volpone is the dual.

That's a good job responding to yourself 24 hours later.

So Volpone could finish defending himself.