The traditional way Chinese families use to name their newborns is to take all their silverware and throw it into the air all at once. The resulting noise from the silverware hitting the ground becomes the baby's name.
Wun Hun Gai Actually, I got "Huang An Ning" which means "fully acquainted with serenity." My God, it thinks I'm phantomofthenet.
Actually, choosing a Chinese name is a somewhat complicated process. There is no direct translation of one's name from English to Chinese, and those few foreigners who DO move to China usually end up getting an entirely new name that has almost no relation to their old name.