Want to live in a Star Trek starship?

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  1. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Dan Leach, May 16, 2015
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  2. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    That guy was in one of the Trekkies docu-movies. Had no idea he'd been jailed. He'd been trying to sell that flat for years.
    El Chup, May 16, 2015
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  3. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    No surprise there. Just another Star Trek nerd into kiddy diddling.
    Dinner, May 16, 2015
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  4. Kommander

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    I'm guessing it has neither working replicators nor a functioning holodeck. Pass.
    Kommander, May 16, 2015
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Getting a 3D printer for it shouldn't be that difficult. Basically a replicator.
    Dayton Kitchens, May 16, 2015
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  6. Kommander

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    In the same way that a horse-drawn carriage is basically the same thing as a Ferrari.
    Kommander, May 16, 2015
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  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    They're worse than ponies.
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  8. The Original Faceman

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    So we need a WF member who likes Star Trek and is also into kiddie diddling?

    Seems we should be able to find someone.
    The Original Faceman, May 16, 2015
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  9. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I can do okay without a replicator, but if it doesn't have one of Quark's more stimulating holo programs, they'll need to throw in a hooker to seal the deal.
    gul, May 16, 2015
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  10. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The hooker will be under 12 though.
    The Original Faceman, May 16, 2015
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  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :doh: So much for that idea.
    Bickendan, May 16, 2015
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  12. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Also, British.
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    No transporter? Pass.
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  14. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    You just know there's crusty jizz all over that scene.
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