We don't need no stinking toilets...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Grout, Feb 12, 2013.

  1. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    herehttp://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/12/us-mexico-carnival-idUSBRE91B1J120130212

    Kind of makes you wonder.. all sales and no substance on these "spectacular" cruises.

    Lets see? they have no way to abandon ship safely or to remove passengers

    "water water everywhere and not a drop to flush"

    birthplace of Legionnaires Disease..

    lets hope the onboard movies did not include "A Night to Remember" or "Titanic"

    shitting in plastic bags and placing them in the halls?

    Its all about the sizzle folks.. the hell with accountability....
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    just throw the shit overboard! Sheeesh!!


    And while ya at....just throw up over the rail. Fuckin' people! :garamet:
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  3. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    if you all continue to ignore this thread... you will suffer the consequences..




    you have been warned

    :granny:
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  4. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Someone who is well known to all of us on this board has a very close loved one trapped on that ship.
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  5. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Quite a fun time indeed. I'd rather take my chances with Cuban luxury liner myself.

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    :yes:

    The parents of one of our producers are on that ship and tonight I found out that one of my cousins and his wife is also on it. :soma:
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    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Aurora? She sure does have such bad luck . . .
  9. Grout

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    I can't imagine what it is like.. Hope they are all off soon...

    I am feeling claustrophobic just thinking about it...
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    I'm really sort of surprised that each stateroom doesn't have a supply of these.
  11. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    the camo one is going on my "wish list"
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    I am laughing my ass off at the poetic justice of this. "Look at me, I got lots of money and I am going to go on a cruise". Yeah, live in a world of stinking shit, assholes :lol:
    3000+ passengers and 1000+ crew members to wipe their asses :lol:
    Fuck all that, its for sure not a vacation. Give me a lake and my sailboat and a good book to read. That is living on the water.
  13. Amaris

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    May you find the doldrums in your journey through life's ocean.
  14. enlisted person

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    Been there done that, I just don't choose to go to the doldrums on vacation. Being a prisoner on someone else's boat for a week and being treated like cattle has never appealed to me as a vacation idea. Save you money and go to a nice beach somewhere where you still have the freedom to do what you want to when you want to.
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    Yeah, some people save up money so they can try to have some fun for a week, fuck those guys, and lulz at them for having their vacations ruined. :dayton:
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  16. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    In case y'all didn't know, Storm's wife was on this boat. He stayed home to mind the kids while she took a vacation. He went to Memphis to meet her so she didn't have to do the rest of the trip home alone.

    One of his FB friends suggested he and the missus kick up a shit storm in front of the reporters and get on TV. He pointed out that a woman who's been unable to wash for 5 days probably doesn't want to be on TV. :lol:
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  17. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    This is one reason why I'll never live in a city. The veil of your civilization is paper thin. Toilet paper thin. :bergman:
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    And yet, your outhouse or perhaps septic tank lifestyle is more likely to have these sort of backing up issues. I flush my shit, and gravity whisks it away to the sewage treatment plant, miles from my house.
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    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    When the shitter is full I just move the outhouse. Duh. I was speaking more to the inevitable disasters and periodic collapse. Hurricane Sandy comes to mind. Or perhaps a larger meteor strike over the eastern seaboard, or prolonged power outage in a strip mall suburb of Dallas.

    Besides, isn't Boston built on marshland or somesuch?
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I seem to recall some years back an ice storm that pretty much wiped out your neck of the woods for several weeks.
    Depends where you are. It can be marshland, land fill, or glacial drumlins. My neighborhood was formed by glaciers, but much of the downtown area (like 2/3 of it) is built on what was once part of the bay.
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    Exactly, we had no power for five Weeks. We were fine. Let's imagine that scenario in a major metropolitan area, shall we?
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  22. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Here the weather is mild enough it wouldn't be that bad.

    Lahars still scare me. There is a reason they don't let you find out about those things until after you are up here. :calli:
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  23. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Really? Glaciers leave subdivisions behind? Who knew?
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    Mt Rainier: What's this then? Cities? Downstream from me? No, fuck you!

    *erupts*
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  25. frontline

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    And that is directly related to a lack of foresight, preparation, arrogance, and self reliance. How many years go by between these storms? 5 years? A decade? Even on the tightest of budgets that is more than enough time to build up supplies and the such.
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  26. enlisted person

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    We all deal with the choices we make. Bad choice to try and have some fun. If you are at a hotel and they lose power, have a fire, etc. ,you can just go down the road to another hotel. I don't feel any trip where you are basically trapped for the duration is a good thing at all. I am pretty much into the whole freedom thing, and that goes double when on vacation. I am not having a good time, I am out of there.
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    Only your more advanced ones.
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  28. Bickendan

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    The worst ones are Levittowns :bailey: