rehab, aka, "please, pretty please, don't give me a jail sentence for breaking the law, i might have to deal with filthy unfamous people who don't understand the pressures of being a c-list star"
Yeah...that's how it looks. She's got a substance abuse problem that everyone can see plainly...except her. Until she does, it'll remain a problem.
I've been saying it for awhile now, Britney Spears' meltdown was a great career move. No surprise others are trying to emulate her. Though I doubt Miss Lohan has the courage to shave her head.
They need to bring back public lashings for stupid behavior like this. Imagine, Lindsay Lohan in a public square, with her bottom exposed, ready to be lashed 50 times. That'll teach her.
Rehab is such a racket. Thousands of dollars, and the folks running it are laughing all the way to the bank, knowing the idiots will be back again.
^to clyde: yeah, but britneys at least hilarious trailer trash who managed a couple of good tracks, and the little things like her trying to fix a broken microphone whilst blatantly lip-synching makes her endearingly retarded. what exactly has lohan done though? i've done better performances whilst having a crap - as far as i can see, shes a decent bit of tail whose skills are closer to a crack whores than audrey hepburns
Things like this used to be the kiss of death if you worked for Disney...these days, it's a tough call.
She was seriously on her way to being an A-list star before she started her meltdown. She had talent, sexiness and real beauty. Now she'll be lucky to make B-list, and just may end up a footnote in Hollywood history. 'Tis truly sad.
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no' Yes I've been black but when I com e back you'll know know know I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go
