WF Limericks - Anyone wanna play?

If not, I'll play on my own. So ner.

There's one Wordforger I cannot abide
He has a persona of Jekyll and Hyde
He shows little remorse
For abuse of mod force,
It's that fiendish, dastardly… Lanzman

Irish Sean, as a name, was lending
To having a fatherless ending
But with unlimited scorn
Sean was reborn
And saw off the chaos descending

Our Ramen, whose sight is myopic,
Thought sex an incredible topic.
But so poor are his eyes,
That despite its great size,
Gigantor appears microscopic.

(I nicked that one )

No time right now, but maybe I'll write a couple when I get home.

Sorry...all my limericks end in Nantucket, Bombay or State Trooper.

A cop, here from 'Bama, said "Y'all,
My hands are exceedingly small.
They're dainty, they're tiny.
They're mine and they're fine." He
Was Elwood, in denial's thrall.

There was a Marine named Volpone,
about rep wars and duals he'd moan.
His sexuality on trial,
he just sat in denial
when he should've been riding the bone!

Hmm. My creative juices are all dry and crusty right now. I'll try to think up something clever, but I don't wanna force it.

It's hard to write for Pardot,
As the only rhyme, I think, is 'Bardot'
But Brigitte he's not
So this is better forgot
... As it really is quite lame.

Nautica's copious festivetime gains
Perhaps in some way explains
That even though
It was done a month ago
His Christmas sig still remains

Big Stall is my favourite Scot
With an accent exceedingly hot
But it wasn't an Iron Room treat
To see that pic of his feet
With an obvious case of foot rot

If Pardot's too hard then try Liet
Or some new name I haven't tried yet
But whatever you do
Just be glad that Big Blue,
To my first choice, Creideiki, said nyet.


("Liet" was a carryover name from trekbbs. "Creideiki" was my first choice when I tried to sign up there, but it was already taken.)

On vacation would go summerteeth
to the beach or somewhere near a reef
But she won't go out
And stays in with a pout
Afraid they'd all yell "whale on the beach!"

Bock had better be afraid
When no-one comes to his aid
As Summer, looking grim
Jumps and squishes him
For daring suggest she be weighed


Outta rep!

With a brightly glowing corona
He hails from Arizona
For Chuck is divine
So hard to define
But definitely a great persona

These are getting worse by the minute...

Summerteeth made up a game
Where we make clever rhymes out of names
But tho we all tried
We yet were denied
Cuz the Green Room is no place for flames!

^ Excellent one, IOU!

What rhymes with Aenea?

I was just pondering that.

Summerteeth's going to be a mother.
For friendly chat there's hardly another
Who plays along with the games
And even make them up about names
And she's way too cute to be your brother.

(ugh - I was stuck!)

What's a proud shoe owner to do
When a raccoon makes off with his shoe?
A shoe owner unshod
Is a sight a mite odd.
One good shot: Raccoon slippers for you!

Throughout her highschool career,
In TKO's path it was clear-
Despite her great mind,
She found her own kind
and a brash of admirers here.

Outstanding!!

Lt. Mewa enjoys, every day
fancy restaurants--doesn't care what he pays
Fine dining is nice,
He says with an orange slice,
'til he gets squished homeward on the subway!

:slice:

There was a cowardly fellow who
wouldn't approach footwear that was suede and blue
he'd bring heavy firepower
into the shower
but still had a fear of his shoes

One bright summer's day at the zoo
We find our young lad Dickynoo
Who was happy for ages
After going past cages
Where monkeys were flinging their poo!

The name of the sheriff's Elwood,
A 'bamba boy fightin' for good,
He don't like them snakes
And the hippies he breaks
With those small hands, who thought that he could?

Dickynoo had somewhat of a quirk
He had trouble securing good work
but he strive to amuse
or at least to confuse
If only he got paid for his smirk

Mewa's the Firefly hater
A serious Browncoat baiter
His trolls are all lame
they all sound the same
But at least his Voyager's on later

Some say Albert has too much rage
But he thinks his posts are quite sage
but we all can agree
that his hot wife should be
in Penthouse on every page.

Marathon is the name of a race
for those who can keep up the pace
a candy bar too
and a poster who
is a centered and moderated case.