WF Limericks - Anyone wanna play?

Bulldog is an interesting preacher
who has an unusual feature
a fundy who's fun
is not often done
The rarest of internet creatures*.


not really, but you got you got to go where the syntax and rhyme takes you!

How can you rhyme about Chris?
there's not that much there you can diss
if you really try
you could make up a lie
about him and Volpone in a kiss

Mrs A is one who's so nice
that I have to mention her twice
I know that she'll rep
every mention here yep,
I'll rep-whore to get my fair slice

MD has an interesting name
one that he's thinking to change
Johnny Reb would be fine
It's much more in-line
any other handle's quite strange

A limerick's first line lacking a name
At its end is a crying shame.
For the world's fire and flood,
Pests, boils and blood
It deserves any measure of blame.

It sucks to be an admin
for you never really can win
but you do what you can
like give Packard a ban
then toss that lout in the bin!

T'Bonz, in the Grey Room, said, 'hey!
I'll say what I like, and if they
object to my tune
I'll call them a loon
and ban them from Big Blue, OK?'

Former thelurker Linda R.
Has boobies much bigger by far
Than any e'er seen
But implants that have been
Inflated past the point of bizarre

There is a Wordforger who
is in desperate need of a screw,
though he makes the best of it,
with his humorous wit.
Three cheers for our own Dickynoo!

Anc is an infantry wonder,
who was sent to Iraq on a blunder.
In that climate so hot
he didn't get shot
Now his girlfriend attends him down under!

Mrs. A is the Queen of our hearts.
She throws hugs around like they were darts.
Enemies? She has none.
Beth's a whole lotta fun.
She is known for her evil girly parts!

A lovably roguish Canadian
Whose visits to us are circadian (... )
Searched local streets
To find me some sweets
For Scorpy, with I am laden

A gorgeous white doggie called Nikki
Found Forbin's attention quite tricky
So in search of a coddle
She sat on a model
As a consequence, Nikki was sticky.

There's a much-missed poster named Storm,
Once a libertarian in excellent form;
But when he joined the bandwagon,
He ceased being Pendragon.
The real Storm left us years before Storm.

To avoid being feathered and tarred
One must always be on one's guard
But you can always deflect
Just change the subject
To the ousting of he called "Packard"

There was a Brit lass named Summer
she left for a while; 'twas a bummer
now she has a bump
'tis hard for her to jump
now soon Summer will be a mummer

Starting with "there once was a young man named Chuck" would probably get us in trouble.

There once was a young man named Chuck
Eternally down on his luck
Every time that he'd kick
Lucy would pull a trick
And Chuck would end up in the muck