what if thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Baba, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    16,680
    Ratings:
    +5,373
    What if berman was in control of new bsg
    what if bush never invaded iraq
    what if ron paul won presidency in 80s
    what if obama was a woman
    what if hillary was a man
    what if dnd was never invented
    what if roman empire never fell
    what if there were no gun laws at all
    what if injuns had guns
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2006
    Messages:
    12,398
    Ratings:
    +27,439
    What if Baba started selling cock for rock?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  3. Doctor Bigglesworth

    Doctor Bigglesworth Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    100
    Ratings:
    +31
    What if Baba had an intelligent, coherent thought?
  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,849
    Ratings:
    +28,811
    What if god was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?
  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    29,016
    Location:
    TN
    Ratings:
    +14,152
    Baba says a lot of interesting things, imo.
  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,849
    Ratings:
    +28,811
  7. Doctor Bigglesworth

    Doctor Bigglesworth Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    100
    Ratings:
    +31
    All that stuff about lesbians.
  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,849
    Ratings:
    +28,811
    I said interesting.
  9. Doctor Bigglesworth

    Doctor Bigglesworth Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    100
    Ratings:
    +31
    Oh, well in that case...








    ...nope, can't come up with anything.
  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    30,567
    Ratings:
    +34,112
    What if...
    Dickynoo survived a whole 24 hours without posting that Remo Williams tune in threads withthe phrase "What if..."
  11. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    60,800
    Location:
    'twixt my nethers
    Ratings:
    +27,717
    What if baba didn't share every mundane thought that crosses his mind?
  12. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2006
    Messages:
    3,450
    Ratings:
    +904
    I maintain that all of this nonsense on the board is a game for Baba- my only proof is a conversation I had with him in chat in which he clearly expressed his thoughts in a concise manner.
  13. Caboose

    Caboose ....

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    17,782
    Location:
    Mission Control
    Ratings:
    +9,489
    What if a frog had wings, would he bump his ass when he jumped? :unsure:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    30,567
    Ratings:
    +34,112
    It'd suck character wise, but we might get a Forrest Gump style cross over with TOS.

    America would be stuck in some other policing action, likely looking for nit picks in the Korean ceasefire of 1953. China wouldn't be salivating over Taiwan quite so much.

    The first Bush wouldn't have invaded Iraq? Paul might have gotten to Bhagdad?

    He'd be Condi.

    She is.

    WoW would have been about cowboys and RotJ wouldn't have ewoks.

    There's a TOS episode that handles that fairly well, despite Uhura displaying an appalling lack of knowledge about Roman dieties.

    Dueling would be prevalent to the point where 30 minute shows would follow Judge Judy and People's Court.

    They do. Every few years they throw up a blockade or two and play guerrilla soldier with the RCMP.
  15. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    25,971
    Ratings:
    +8,368
    Well I'd be disappointed.
  16. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2005
    Messages:
    23,684
    Ratings:
    +11,602

    ummm.....:unsure:
  17. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    10,317
    Location:
    Roswell
    Ratings:
    +4,376
    Hillary may have a penis, but it's really really small, so I wouldn't consider "her" a man at all. Even Storm is bigger than her! Albeit only by 1 cm. :rotfl: