What the fuck is happening with the House of Windsor?!?!

A marquess is the British version of a Marquis, who are anti-Cardassian terrorists/freedom fighters (depending on who one asks.)

All chaps are assless. If they weren't they'd be called pants.

I thought it was all chaps are crotchless, but not all chaps are assless.

I've never seen a pair with a seat in them.

They're designed to protect your legs, not your ass, which is in a saddle.

Hahah, you have no idea how deep the real conspiracy goes you naive sheep.

It all started when the Queen secretly knighted him...

It's no coincidence that Harry's daughter Lilibet is the first person in history eligible to be both Queen of England and President of the United States of America.

I think it goes even further back to when Paul McCartney died and was replaced with a double.

The real Paul would have told his wife not to do the voiceover for their vegetarian food range herself. Her voice is too scratchy.

And also that it's counterfactual to say "it's always been cool to be kind" and then say "a rebel spirit that's still alive today".

It's not rebelling to do cool stuff.

And if being kind IS rebelling, we are genuinely fucked and no amount of veggie sausages is gonna change that.

Fun fact: Paul only let himself die and be replaced so he could be more like his mentor (and the inventor of rock and roll) Avril Lavigne.

Oh yeah, well Jennifer Lawrence traveled back in time to become the first female lead action hero.

So nearly named after Garfield's favourite food and Jon's favourite drug.

you believe in UFO's, donald trump, and congressional republicans. You probably hold a secret hope that your dad is bigfoot. You ate horsey paste because Joe Rogan and RFK told you bill gates put 5g microchips in the COVID vaccine. You believe Hillary Clinton runs a pizza parlor in NJ that sells children and pizzas topped with children parts. You think Jimmy Dore and Rand Paul are fucking smart.

If you didn't believe in this shit the warp bubble of your universe would collapse and you would be ejected into the real world through the anal cavity of a denebian slime devil.

There is only one first amazingly badass and still incredibly sexy action female character and at 43 years old this is my hill.

I am planting my sword.

Bring it on.




Best Sexiest female action hero, EVER; E-V-E-R, THROW YOURSELVES AGAINST MY WALLS!

I only remember JLaw in Alien. Who is this unknown actress?

About that....Camilla's been seen on "holiday" as the Brits say in Spain while Chuck is in recovery between surgery and whatever not-chemo treatments he's getting for ass cancer.

It's not a great look.

All I know is I hope there's an afterlife so Diana can have a laugh at this mess.

The one sticky wicket is, if he couldn't bring himself to love Diana, at least he could have been nice.
He was an utter shit to her.

This is still better than season 8 of Game of Thrones.

Celebrities Give Kate Middleton Photoshop Advice

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kate-middleton-plans-big-bang-easter-sunday-return-to-public-life

So she is not dead and now wee have to hear more about the worthless english royal?

That is a disappointing story. Where are serial killers when you need them?

UK Royals Busted for Another Manipulated Photo Taken by Kate Middleton

God damnit, still not dead. Why do I keep clicking on this shit?

Bad clicky finger. If you keep this shit up I am going to Four Rooms your ass.

Glad to hear her body double has recovered from the plastic surgery to make them look identical.

And in what can only be a happy coincidence, she's suddenly getting some flattering press coverage. The Firm certainly learned their lesson with Camilla.

https://www.theenglishhome.co.uk/ne...english-home-the-marchioness-of-cholmondeley/

Ehh, it's not that far. Equivalent to distance from New York to Chicago.

I think you mean Four Seasons. I'll let you decide whether that's Landscaping or the hotel.

Nope, Four Rooms. Specifically the Quentin Tarantino story at the end. It was a fun little mid 90's comedy with Antonio Bandaras, Madonna, Bruce willis, Selma Hayak, Tim Roth, and Quentin.