Through some weird temporal anomaly, the quiz is apparently written by a 12 year old, living in the early 1980s.
I am not a fucking uzi. I would say I'm more of a pump-action 12 gauge. Blunt, imprecise and messy, reliable but common to the point of escaping all notice.
44 Magnum. - I doubt it. I'm not that physically impressive. I was thinking a Saturday Night Special.