Maybe they should watch enoughof the show to get a feel for what it is they're criticizing? As others have said, two episodes isn't representative of the show. And as I said earlier I didn't get sucked in with those two episodes either, but neither am I complaining about why people like the show because I'm being too lazy to watch the rest of the series.
Quick does not describe how I would do that gorgeous woman, though "dirty" would certainly come into play.