My ice cream is too cold and my diamond shoes are too tight. Oh, and I have these weird dark circles under my eyes.
Yeah I'm a hard man to love But thank God she does Keep holdin' on, bein' strong When "I'm sorry" just ain't enough Soft as silk she stands By her barbed wire man She's never given up I'm A hard man to love
Mustache? Um yeah, I guess if the hardest thing you're facing in life is your mustache then your life must be pretty darn good.
Low self esteem. No friends left that haven't moved away or gone crazy on me. Job is changing and I don't wanna change to suit it. I think my brain is full.
^ So the hardest part of being you is fitting your loooooooooooooooooong nose behind the steering wheel?
I noticed that when I tried to make you put on these sunglasses so you could see the world as it truly is. (rubs jaw) Did you have to use the brass knucks?
Wanting so bad to be a WWII fighter pilot 60 years too late. Not having sex with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
The latter is still possible, Forbin. As for the former...ever played Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator?
Being ME is hard enough without getting into a long list of details. Anyone have an immersion blender I can fit in my skull?