What's the hardest thing about being you?

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by FrijolMalo, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. FrijolMalo

    FrijolMalo A huddled mass

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    I guess that's supposed to mean that he can't shave it off.
  2. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    You did it wrong.

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    :)
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  4. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Did I miss something?
  5. FrijolMalo

    FrijolMalo A huddled mass

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    Ok, it's fixed now. Carry on.
  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I can't stand to fly.
    I'm not that naive.
    Men weren't made to ride.
    With clouds between their knees.
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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    My ice cream is too cold and my diamond shoes are too tight.

    Oh, and I have these weird dark circles under my eyes.
  8. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    Being overweight.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Yeah I'm a hard man to love
    But thank God she does
    Keep holdin' on, bein' strong
    When "I'm sorry" just ain't enough
    Soft as silk she stands
    By her barbed wire man
    She's never given up
    I'm A hard man to love
  10. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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  11. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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  12. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Mustache?

    :wtf:

    Um yeah, I guess if the hardest thing you're facing in life is your mustache then your life must be pretty darn good.

    :clyde:
  13. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Low self esteem.

    No friends left that haven't moved away or gone crazy on me.

    Job is changing and I don't wanna change to suit it.

    I think my brain is full.
  14. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    the fact that I'm a Mensa-level IT Guru who has to break the supermodels off of me with a stick. ;)
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  15. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    ^ So the hardest part of being you is fitting your loooooooooooooooooong nose behind the steering wheel?
  16. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Sorry--that was a cross-reference to a Garamet Blue-room thread from last week. :)
  17. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Being married to my wife. :mad:
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  19. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Inexperience.
  20. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    I noticed that when I tried to make you put on these sunglasses so you could see the world as it truly is.

    (rubs jaw)

    Did you have to use the brass knucks? :garamet:
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    dragging this palm tree with me everywhere
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    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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  23. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Being a Neiman-Marcus guy in a Wal*Mart world . . . :garamet:
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  24. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Wanting so bad to be a WWII fighter pilot 60 years too late. :(

    Not having sex with Catherine Zeta-Jones. :cry:
  25. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    The latter is still possible, Forbin. :shrug:

    As for the former...ever played Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator?
  26. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Il-2 Sturmovik with forgotten battles, aces add-on and pacific fighters :D
    It rocks :techman:
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  27. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Being so nice. :ua:
  28. Speck

    Speck Dark Brotherhood

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    Being ME is hard enough without getting into a long list of details.

    Anyone have an immersion blender I can fit in my skull?
  29. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    About your skull...

    Will it... BLEND?

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  30. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Whew, not enough time to write all that down. I guess not being normal. Maybe dealing with my past. :(