Speaking of mortal coils - Auto Zone says I need a new one for my car. Should I try looking on E-Bay before I buy one from them?
I read everything fancy/important sounding with a fake London accent. Anything strictly scientific gets the Steven Hawking voice.
I knew I could count on oldfella. As to that Sokar jazz. I actually wasn't to hip to his shit. I would just come out and fuck with him. He was a favored whipping boy. Him and his git-tar!
I lived right down the road from him, but never met up. Nothing personal, I'm just a sociopath so I figured it might be awkward. I should feel bad about that, but being a sociopath that's not going to happen. But we both thought that brunette clerk at the Bilo on the corner was hot as shit and wanted to bang her, for whatever that's worth.
Thanks for the tissue, but I can't watch porn until the wife leaves the house. I'll save it for later.
But of course! I saw a comment above about Muad Dibs many posts here. Yipes!!! And I used to be the King of Posts!!